Most Hated Fan

Well you assholes some how did it again - You voted a tie.

3 total votes - cell phone, brings the girlfriend, the girlfriend... this got me thinking.. What if we could merge all three?

A girl, who brings a girlfriend that talks on the cell phone during a game... the only place to find this?..

THE WNBA

The WNBA was the official "sport," or league of the LGBT community, and featured gay-friendly nights, such as Gay Pride Night at Arco Arena.


Sheryl Swoopes came out as gay, and there's a lot of internet buzz about Taurasi. Do I think Taurasi is gay? I don't care. She's the best player in the WNBA and I'm pretty sure she could ball up Derek Fisher, and she could totally take Marco Jaric (Who I hate because of his hot ass wife).

This game is so boring

So yea.. the only place you could find a girl who brings their girlfriend, that talks on the phone during the game is probably the WNBA...


ALSO


A lot of people have been asking me


Hey dick, wheres the hate been? You giving up or something? 


Short answer... Sort of..
I'm beginning to give up on life. Longer answer, the NBA is boring me to death. Maybe its because I don't have real life issues to keep me busy? Probably.. I look forward to good games on at night, and the NBA is just not delivering.


March Madness is developing real basketball games, I believe our country (USA) is in its third war.. gas is at 4 dollars in California.. and the country of Japan is in ruins.... Suns - Mavericks?.. David West injured?.. Gimme a fucking break.

Suspended Stupidity

Bynum gets suspended for two games for his flagrant 2 foul on Michael Beasley.

GOOD!

I'm sick of homer Laker fans saying the foul wasn't worth a suspension.

Bynum turned his yellow back to Beasley and checked him like a hockey player. And this isn't the first time Beasley has fallen on his hip - He suffered a similar injury against the Heat back in November.

I'm hatin' all over Bynum.

It wasn't a dirty foul... because Bynum doesn't know how to be dirty. He's not a dirty player, he's a dumb player.

Bynum looked like a kid whose Dad is the varsity basketball coach, and is forcing him to play. He doesn't want to be there, and he certainly showed it with that play. 

Instead of making a play on Beasley, he freezes, then decides to turn his back and jump into him. Its a classic example of Bynum not wanting to be in the game. It wasn't an emotional play, he didn't go for the ball, he flat out stunk it up.

Beasley retaliated and Bynum took off. The Lakers had unbreakable Lamar step up to Beasley as if he was going to do something. Then transformed* tough-guy Matt Barnes had to start jawing at Beasley. Barnes is the retard that Beasley drove by for the layup. Barnes should be apologizing to Baby-Bynum for putting him in a situation in which Bynum shit his pants.

* I wanna speak a little about Barnes tough-guy transformation. Check out Barnes at UCLA

Not bad.

He plays in the league for a little while, then gets traded to the Golden State Warriors, and the transformation takes place.

Sorry for the slightly homoerotic picture but I wanted all the tattoos to come into focus. Despite the tattoos Barnes was on one of my favorite teams of all time. The Warriors were so damn hood! Anyone on that 2007 team seemed to turn tough. Baron Davis, Barnes, Pietrus, even Biedrins looked a little ghetto. I guess you could blame it on Captain Stephen Jackson.

Prayer hands holding a 9 mm? Doesn't get much better.

Dwayne Wade Does the Cabbage Patch

Yes the Dunk was nasty filthy disgusting awesomeness inbred with gnar gnar.

Probably the best dunk of the year so far. (if you don't think so you can mention some better in the comments sections)

BUT HERE'S WHAT I'M HATING ON

The dance Wade does after the dunk is appalling.
Whatever happened to yelling in the guys face? Giving dap? Stepping over someone, Pippen style.

I did a little research on the name of the dance.. The Cabbage Patch?!?!

You dunk on someone then do the Cabbage Patch? At least do something gross like the Tip Drill.



Actually... after watching that.. maybe the Cabbage Patch is a little a hood...

Most Hated Mascot

Why the NBA has mascots is still beyond me.
You voted for the Irishman and something else, but it doesn't matter, because I came across this...

 

A Rabbit from Philadelphia? He's buff, wearing sunglasses, a du-rag, and batting gloves. 

This is the most ridiculous thing the 76ers have done... except for when they re-signed Allen Iverson..

Someone should have told the 76ers that they dont NEED a mascot. The Blazers don't have one, either do the Lakers... All I'm saying is this thing shouldn't be forced. Because when it is... weird things happen, like Hip Hop. 

Speaking of weird, did you know the Heat had a mascot?

Bynum Injured (kinda)

Fast forward til the 2:18 mark.

YOU SAW IT YOURSELF!! Fisher gets his arm yanked by Kwame. But! If you look at Bynum, he clearly grabs his elbow in pain.
Just looking at another player getting injured hurts Bynum.
I hope he recovers quickly.

My Laker friend brought it to my attention. "Bynum is such a god damn pussy, I can't wait till we sign Dwight Howard."

My initial reaction was that he was delusional, like most Laker fans. But then I realized.. he's on to something..

I hear it all the time from Laker faithful. Confidence they can sign whomever they want.

I can't wait til we get (Enter Super Stars Name). We'll be unstoppable. 


Gibberish? Well not really. The Lakers pull off some of the leagues most infamous trades. Kareem? Kobe? Shaq? Brian Cook for Ariza? Kwame for Gasol? Plus they found a team to take Sasha off their hands.

I DON'T BLAME LAKER FANS

They have an exceptional front office pulling some crap. Even if Magic doesn't think they'll win the championship.

So when my friend says, "Can't wait til Dwight is in purple in gold."

I laugh, pause...then quiver in fear.

PS. LETS BUY SOME ANTIQUES!!!

Heat Extinguished

LeBRON must be in tears.

Cause of the Knicks loss? - Nope

Losing the MVP race? - Nope

Cause those 6 championships the Heat talked about have just been extinguished by Mike Bibby.

That was fast

A Cancer like figure that has brought down every team that he's been on. An overrated player that could never get over the hump, and now he's taking his depleted salary talents to South Beach.

What is Bibby best known for?
Probably getting elbowed in the face by Kobe Bryant in the infamous Tim Donaghy Playoffs.

Bibby floundered with the Kings. Took a great rising team like the Hawks and made them old, slow, and battered. I hate to say it...but he's a poor mans Derek Fisher (that doesn't take chicken shit charges). Can you believe I had a friend buy a Bibby Royals jersey??!? Whats wrong with you Chuck??

Bibby finds himself in the "Rasheed Wallace" stage of his career and wants a ring.

If you're looking for a positive, its that Bibby has hit twice as many threes as anyone on the Heat. Maybe he'll be able to stretch the floor. And that's what the Heat need.

The Heat need (solid) parameter players to hit open shots when LeBRON and Wade draw triple teams. Eddie House obviously can't do it, and Mario Chalmers shows up once a week. I would like Mike Miller to get going, but it seems whenever he as momentum, he gets struck in the head.

Bibby.. stay away from my man.