Jan 18 Podcast

shitty fans, titties, and....im too old?

Best of the Worst Part III

No Love

52 consecutive double doubles. Seriously though.... 52 in - a - row. Have you ever done anything for 52 days straight? Besides taking monster dumps, slacking off, and watching internet porn? I didn't think so.

K-Love had the best season last year (better than D Rose) and got absolutely no love.

Here's what really pisses me off though. If it were D Rose, Kobe, Lebron, Carmelo, Kevin Garnett, or anyone on a top team...this news would have been shoved down our throats like an RBJ.

I'll be the first to admit I didn't think Love would translate well into the NBA (I didn't think there was much need for excellent outlet passes). But the dude shows that hard work, a good amount of facial hair, and a nice diet can take you places that most white people can't go.

Oh, and I'm also sayin right now that the Twolves make the playoffs this year. 7-8 seed. You heard it here first.

We're talking Rubio to Williams
We're talking Love outlet to Beasley
We're talking Lou Ridnour.. Is still in the league?

Good times ahead in Minnesota.

Best of the Worst Part II

There are agendas in the league. Don't you forget it. Every year the NBA puts forward some rules and goals they would like to make a priority and uphold part of the season.



Remember a few years ago it was the bench rule. Players couldn't stand up off the bench when an altercation was taking place on the court. Or else a one game suspension was to be thrown down. The problem with this? Consistency. Since the rule being made they've hardly implemented it after the first year. Why? Because they realize how dumb it is.

Then when the Europeans began invading the NBA they brought flopping like it was smallpox. Infectious and everywhere. Then the league tried THIS. How many times has it happened since it was implemented? I don't know if there's ever been ONE! NICE SCARE TACTICS STERN!

Then last year. Remember how the league was going to put a stop to al the complaining to the refs. That you couldn't even "raise your arms" to a ref. And in the beginning of last season they were blowing the whistle and giving out techs like they were King season tickets. But again, the league stopped because of how dumb it was and now we have complaining again. Just like it never left.

And now this years agenda. It seems the league is trying to stop players from hanging on the rim during dunks. We've already seen Blake Griffin and LeBRON get called for it. What's the problem? Well for one its a tech, and enough techs leads to a suspension, and for something like hanging on the rim the consequence is pretty drastic. But really all the league is trying to do is take away from people that can dunk. How dare you. We only have a little more than a dozen really good dunkers, and to start penalizing dunking is gana turn every team into the Lakers, or worse...the SPURS.

This has gotten way to long, but what bugs me most about the NBA, and what everyone wants is consistency. You can't tell make a rule for part of a year, and then get rid of it. Because when it affects certain teams it pisses people off when its not called the same even though itS STILL IN THE RULE BOOK!! Godd mandit!11

GET UR RULEZ RITE HOMIE