Video of the Weak

A Bang Bus full of dicks. A bromigo from Santa Monica in the back. A drunk driver delivering everyone to certain death. Is it worth it the Keystone Light #10?

I hope you all burn.

Back From The Dead

Sorry for being absent for so long. I was in Germany getting knee "surgery" with Greg Oden, A-rod, Bartello Colon, Kobe, and Brandon Roy.. then afterward I got so drunk with Dirk that I won't function for the next 7 months.

Off Season Happenings

For most people the off season is just as exciting (or more exciting) than the regular season.

Will Dwight Howard come to my team?
Which player will get in trouble with the law?
Which city will be in danger of losing their team?

Houston's Asian population is excited again. Brooklyn is licking their chops. LA (both teams) are making moves. And the best team in the NBA just got better by adding two three point threats.

Everyone is watching Team USA and having a great summer.

Except Phoenix..

It happened. No seriously. It really did. Even after he said it would be hard putting on a Laker jersey because of all the playoff battles. The two-time MVP has left Phoenix.

This prompts many questions.

Such as...
How is Robert Sarver still the owner of the Suns? When Kings did a shitty job they were overthrown and burned alive. The city of Phoenix has slowly watched Joe Johnson, Amare Stoudemire, Shawn Marion, and now their most famous (and favorite) player leave. Like the victims in Cabin Fever, the resident of PHX have been watching their city rot away for the past 5 years, and now there is nothing left but bones and misery.

I hate when athletes use their family as an excuse to make decisions. You want to be closer to your children? AND you're a pro athlete? That doesn't make any sense. You should want to be as far away as possible, just ask Kobe Bryant...you're new teammate...
Just say it like it is. You wanted to join the most consistent team in NBA history. You want to win a ring, and you know Stern loves pleasing all those season ticket holding Hollywood Jews.

And what the hell did the Lock Out and the CBA even accomplish?
The Lakers are stacking, Brooklyn is trying, Miami IS stacked.
I thought smaller teams were going to better protected, I thought teams like the Bucks and Kings would have an equal chance! I thought those 6 months the NBA was in lockout meant something!

Silly fucking me. The NBA is for children who have yet to be shit on.