Allow me to give thanks to the NBA
Thank you for the the Washington Wizards for never winning. Everyone thought it would be Charlotte, but its not, its the Wizards. Which is a great example of how the NBA has a large abundance of shitty teams. So many teams could suck, YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE! And I'm also thankful that this team is awful without Javale Mcgee. Everyone thought it was his fault, wrong.
Thank you to the Lakers to fucking up the season thus far. You've driven Mike Brown to Chic-fil-a, Pau is getting benched in the 4th, and have made the majority of LA to shut the fuck up. Return to Showtime? More like Slowtime.
Thank you to Bynum for being out indefinitely. We all saw this coming, thank you for finally confirming it.
Thank you to the Milwaukee Bucks for bringing back the hood to the NBA.
Thank you to the Timberwolves for proving that white men can play basketball.
Thank you NBA for enforcing an anti-flopping policy, its totally going to work. Fining an NBA player 5 grand is going to stop it (sarcasm). But really, if a player flops during a game, the teams best player should be suspended. For example, if Marin Gortat flops during a game, then the NBA should suspend ... uh...
