Brown Stain

Does Dan Gilbert really hate the people of Cleveland this much?

How badly do the people of Cleveland want their prodigal son back? Well for one, people dressed in shirts that read, "Come back, we miss you," storm onto the court towards BB and get arrested in the progress.

And in same ways, there is some logic behind salary caps and the new CBA that make the current HEAT roster need to break up. And if that happens, where does BB go? Back to a talented young team led by Uncle Drew?

Not NO MO

Say hello to Mike Brown, say goodbye to Bron Bron.

Dan Gilbert just squashed any chance of BB coming back home. And if that doesn't make matters bad enough, he apologized to Brown for the firing, and told him it wasn't his fault.Oh...so if it wasn't Brown's fault.. then whose was it?..

Sorry Cleveland. BB is never coming back. But look at this way, at least you're not Detroit.

Playoff Predictions

Just when you fuckers thought I was finished! HA! I'm back in time to write about playoff basketball.. because it really matters.

WEST

THUNDER ROCKETS - THUNDER - 5

I would pick a clean sweet by OKC, but I got one game where Harden goes ridiculously crazy ballsy nuts-o and scores 50 points on the way to a victory. And the Rockets got my main man Chandler Parsons doing big things. But seriously I think I'm a little more interested in what Westbrook is gonna be wearing this year in his post-game interviews.

SPURS LAKERS - SPURS 6

This is tough. Not because I think the Lakers might pull it out, but because I'm not sure how many games they'll play. No one should be looking at the Spurs most recent loss to the Lakers. Manu was out, and so was Parker in the 4th. In fact, Parker was hardly playing at all. Steve Blake went out of his mind, and Antawn played over his head. I just can't wait for the Lakers season to be over with really. Hurry up and END. Here's to a hopeful sweep.

Warriors Nugs - Warriors in (lose lose situation) 7

Probably the most entertaining match up in the first round, this series brings a tear to my eye. It's like watching your two favorite fighters duke it out. I would have much rather watch a Warriors Lakers, or Nugs Spurs. I want these two entertaining teams to stay in the playoffs. If we keep Golden State's break-neck speed, and lights-out shooting, we lose JAVELE MCGEE! And that's not okay with me. But hey we can't always get what we want. Right Mick?

Clippers Grizz - Clips 5

Clippers got the toughest road ahead of them. If they beat the very tough Grizz, then they play the Thunder, then the Spurs, then the Heat. That's impossible. But I don't think they'll have too much trouble with the Grizz, they won the series this season, and beat them last year (when the Grizz still had Rudy Gay). The Clips have only gotten better, while the Grizz are starting to feel the pinch of the new CBA.
*There will be at least 2 Griffin and Randolph scuffles.

EAST

Knicks Celtics - Knicks in 4

Honestly who cares? Does anyone play on the Celtics anymore? They've lost everyone to injuries, and i don't care fdndoiniasdasinndndin

Heat Bucks - Heat 4

Bulls Nets
Another pile of shit coming out of the East. This has absolutely no entertainment value outside of Brooklyn. Not even the people of Chicago would step out into the cold frigid Chicago air to watch this crap. They're just going to wait until D Rose comes back, then they'll care again. Just like most other Late twenties/Early thirties fair weather bull fan.

Pacers Hawks - Pacers in 5

The Hawks are such an enigma in the league. They never have a legitimate chance to win the title, or even get to the conference finals. They're simply in the playoffs because of how consistently shitty the rest of the East is. I will not watch one game of the series.

MVP = BB, duh