The NBA is back, and sucking more than ever.
Fools we are.
Three pathetic games tonight. What have we learned?
Heat v Bulls
LeBRON is good, Boozer is not. Ray Allen is good, Dunleavy is not. Derrick Rose and he's jacking up shots as if he never left. Han still spin his way to the basket and hit layups with reckless abandon, but he still doesn't pass a lot. And why is that? Because he's still surrounded by fucking bums. Whoever thinks the Bulls are going to upset the Heat this year, you're wrong.
Lakers v Clippers
Blake Griffin was obviously way too busy filming KIA and GameFly commercials this off-season to practice his free throws. And Doc Rivers is trying to find the 15-man-sized-condom in order to take all feeling, excitement, and fun out of this team. Both Clippers and Bulls have a lot of improving to do before Christmas.
Pacers v Magic
Magic suck.
