Go Fish

"mmm do you have an athletic point guard that can defend well enough not to give up 35 points?"

"Go Fish"

And yes Go Fish is right.
I can't believe I'm actually saying this but I'm rooting for Derek Fisher.

Don't get me wrong. I know the guy lied to get out of Utah, flops at half court, and can't move his feet. Call it mere luck that the same time Fisher gets traded for being TOO OLD, I get my invitation to my ten year high school reunion. Am I going to go? No.

I can't go. I can't allow myself to be nitpicked by assholes I haven't seen in a decade. I won't do it.

"Yeah I'm just finishing law school and I'm engaged!! How are you loser?"
"I write a real sour blog about how much I dislike NBA basketball..."

Ya that would go over real well.

So you know what? Best of luck to you Derek Fisher. I hope you ride in Kevin Durant's backpack all the way to your sixth championship so you can rub it all over Kobe Bryant's face.

Getting old SUCKS

Video of the Weak

This isn't as weak as it is AWESOME.



This owner gets it from the fans. GETS IT.
This is so painful to watch its wonderful.

This should happen EVERYNIGHT for Suns, Magic, Nets, Bobcats, Toronto, New Orleans.

Clipper games should begin with the crowd throwing rotten eggs on the court.
Oklahoma games should start with stolen pieces of fish from Seattle being hurled at players.

Its about time fans take their displeasure out on the owners; who are just as guilty, if not more guilty, for a teams lack of success.

If you really wanna piss off these money hungry fucks I suggest stop going to games. And definitely don't spend 10 dollars on a beer or corn dog while you're at the game.

But if you decide you need to go to a game to watch one of your all time favorite players get their jersey retired. Make sure you BOO the hell out of the owner while they're trying to make a honorable speech. But watch out for other hall of famers with suede jackets and granny-style freethrows..

Sob City

A season that promised dunks, lob dunks, poster dunks, and maybe a trip to the western conference finals, is falling apart fast. And I mean, REALLY fast.

Losing to under manned teams and generally playing uninspired basketball.

Could it be the Clipper Daryl curse? ( Sterling doesn't like black people making money off his name)

Could it be that Del Negro is being exposed as the crap coach he was in Chicago?

I'll tell you who couldn't be happier.. Laker fans

All season Laker fans have been calling Clipper followers front runners (the irony runs so deep).

And now that the Clippers have been free falling since Billups went out, purple and gold boners have been popping up everywhere saying "we told you so."

I love the hate that is surrounding the LA area, takes me back to the early nineties to all those race and gang riots. If Laker and Clipper fans had a riot who wold win?

Well it depends on the team... are we talking Travis Knight Lakers or Elton Brand Clippers? Cause if we are... no one would show up. Everyone's a front runner in this town.

Blue Balls

I have been receiving numerous emails, phone calls, and text messages asking where I've been.
Allow me to recap the past week of my life.

Spring Training
My whiteness is really beginning to show. I drove to Tempe AZ to watch some pre season baseball.

Why the hell would you drive that far to watch some cracker baseball?

Here are a few reasons why pre season baseball is better than the NBA

1. Great tickets for like 15 bucks.
2. ASU chicks prowling
3. Unlike Charles Barkley, players autograph stuff

And it turns out I didn't miss anything.

Basketball blue balls

Trade deadline looming. Dwight Howard moving. Celtics trading. Lakers scrambling. Suns contemplating....nothing.

Dwight Howard moving was the one thing guaranteed this season - beside the Heat winning it all. And it doesn't look like he's going anywhere. Which means the Magic might as well be cut from the league. Along with the Raptors, Hornets, Wizards, Kings, and Nets.

All this talk about action and nothing going down...you can get yourself kicked out of a car for that kind of stuff.

The Lakers big three should be Arenas, Kobe, and Rasheed Wallace. What happened to that?

The Bachelor

Yes, I have been watching the bachelor, and I tell you what, watching those STD free ladies put their morals aside in order to "fall in love," has been much more entertaining then this injury ridden piece of shit regular season.

Video of the Weak

In honor of the Lakers continuing to suck giant donkey dick on the road, I've decided to post a vid for their fans.

John Ireland with his compact getting himself nice and pretty for another Lakers loss.




I'm going to try my hardest to stop talking about the Lakers.

I'm sick of the 'masked mamba,' their win over Miami, and people thinking they could actually make it to finals.

No one likes to watch two 7 footers clog the paint, clean up Kobe's garbage, and alley-oop without jumping.

I'll talk about the Lakers once they make a trade move or something, but until then I'll continue to watch teams that are entertaining.