Most Hated All-Star

YAO MING

5 games.

He has only played in 5 games. 5 games and he gets 928,928 votes, and the leading role as center in the west. but Yao couldn't play because he's injured...just like last year.. and the year before.
So thankfully the NBA gets a reserve to step in. Tim Duncan.

The West had 3 forwards start instead of a center.

Nothing against Yao, I really like the guy actually. He's a great center with tremendous skills. He shoots the freethrow as good as anyone in the league. Great footwork and awareness. But the guy can't play...but he gets voted in..

Shoes? Naw, voting for Yao

Fans vote for who they want to see. All of China votes Yao in the game...kind of a waste of votes right? Just like all those pathetic Laker fans voting and praying Lamar Odom finally makes it this year (he didn't make it this year, and he never will).  The NBA let fans vote, so they get what they pay for.

You wanna see Kobe and Lebron? Just vote them in!

Dumb.

The term All-Star should be abolished from the NBA. Cause its a popularity contest. Commentators and panelists constantly use the phrase, "He's an All-Star." - So what? They get crazy amount of shithead fans to vote them in.

Hey! We let you vote for what you want to see! - NBA Spokesman

Real games, with real consequences. So players will actually play. No one plays in the All-Star game. And if they do play, its for 3 minutes. No one wants to watch it. What we want is competition!

COMPETITION!!!

Thunder Struck

The Celtics and Thunder have made a trade!

Kendrick Perkins and Nate Robinson, to the Thunder for Kristic and Green.

The Thunder want to beat the Lakers.

One of the Thunders weak points is the 3 point shot. But they were beat in the playoffs last season by size. All the Lakers have is size. And the Thunder want to compete. And they couldn't have done any better, they got the center that hates the Lakers more then anyone else.

Clippers lose a beard, and gain more dunks

Baron Davis' dumpy ass is finally gone.

Top 50 Dumps

Clips trade away the beard and Next years first round pick to the Cavs for Mo Williams and Jamario Moon.

aww man what about Baron? Who's gana throw lobs to Blake Griffin?

ANYBODY!! I could throw a lob from the stands and BG would catch it and throw it down. BG jumps so high, anyone could throw an alley-oop to him.
And now, the Clips just got Jamario Moon who also jumps through the roof. The Clippers dunk the ball more in one night then the Lakers do an entire week.

Awww man, what about that first round pick? 

Have you watched college ball this year? (probably not)
Who could the Clippers get? Jimmer Fredette? Kyrie Irving? - They're great college players but do you really think they'd help out the Clippers in the NBA?

Now the Clips got BG, Deandre Jordan, and Moon, smashing every night! And how excited do you think Moon and Mo Williams are to move from CLEVELAND to LOS ANGELES? 

Good move by the Clippers... did I really just say that?

.. Holy shit..

East > West

I was getting real worried for the NBA. The NBA trade deadline is probably the second most exciting part of the season (after Christmas day game). And for a while it seemed nothing big was happening.

I was waiting for Cuban to make a huge trade, or the Lakers to be gutted, or the Knicks to get Melo, or the Suns to make another terrible trade...

and all we got was ...Peja Stojakovich to the Mavs...

Excited

Until NOW!!

Carmelo and Chauncey to the Knicks for some foreigners and an overrated gaurd.
Deron Williams To the Nets for picks, money, and an overrated guard. 

Ohhh and Williams is sad about it =(
BECAUSE YOU FORCED OUT THE BEST COACH IN THE NBA.
Utah = Sloan and Temples.
Maybe he should go around beating up Mormons too.

The only drag for the Jazz is that it seems they're going to to be rebuilding again...which brings me to my next point..

East > West

The West seems more mediocore then EVER. All the biggest superstars are on the East now.
East = Dwight, Amare, Melo, Wade, DRose, and the best player in the Universe BRON BRON.
West = Beno Udrich, Chris Paul, Tim Duncan, Dirk, Kobe, and FATHER TIME

The West is getting old and boring. The West still has a few years of being entertaining and competitive, but soon the power shift will be completely in the East.
Soon we'll only be watching the East's playoffs.
Soon it will be the West whose .500 teams will be making it into the playoffs.
Soon it will be the East winning Championships every year.

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But the biggest move I'm keeping an on eye on?
Sacramento Kings moving to Anaheim of course.

The DUMP Contest

The Circus, Professional Wrestling, and now, the NBA Dunk Contest.

You know Wrestling and Basketball... ehh not too different after all.

A lost boy, toy on the rim, two baskets, 3 balls, a car, someones mom, and a choir from Crenshaw.

"Win the crowd, and you win your freedom" - Reggie Miller

What the hell does that mean?

I'm sick of the gimmicks. McGee had to bring out two two baskets, his mom, and three balls. Ibaka brought out an orphan and African flags, Griffin brought out sponsorships.

Hey Man Serge Ibaka got robbed. 

The only good thing about Ibaka's first dunk were no props.

But lets look at how many people have done that dunk...

Best Of Freethrow Line Dunks - The most amazing home videos are here

Brent Barry, Jordan, Dr. J, Pippen, and a ton of scrubs...

I love Blake Griffin, don't get me wrong. He's the most exciting player in the NBA right now. But the Dunk Contest was rigged for him to win it.

In Los Angeles, a Crenshaw Choir and KIA one of the NBA's biggest sponsors...

You think KIA and the Crenshaw Choir were just gana go home if BG didn't make it?
How much more money would the NBA lose?

"Yuu sed yud bwing out da caaah, for te dunk!" - KIA Spokesman

It took more time to wheel out that brand new 2011 KIA Optima SX and cue the Choir then it did for the dunk to happen.
In fact! We missed half the dunk because the camera was focused on some chubster singing "I Believe I Can Fly."

"Did you notice he dunked over the official car of the NBA? The KIA Optima."
"Yea I did, that's a great lookin' car"
"Great lookin' car."

Thanks Charles, and Reggie.

I don't know if the Dunk Contest has ever been GREAT so to say, but it was good at one time. But All Star Weekend was at its best was when the best would compete.
Jordan against Dominique, Bird against anyone.
It was a great way for the best to compete against the best.
To put it today's standard.. it would be like Kobe against Lebron, against Carmelo, against Pierce.
Not Booby Gibson, against Durant.

What the NBA is losing in talent is trying to make up for in theatrics. I don't want to see a Choir. I just want to see some awesome looking dunks. I want air time and power, aka NASTY. I don't want cupcakes on rims, or somersaults. I just want good dunks.

Who started the gimmick? Probably Cedric Ceballos' blindfolded ass.

Didn't like him on the Suns, hated him on the Lakers, and despise him fora  fake dunk.


(sigh)
I can't wait til Tuesday when The Blakesters go back to making grown men look silly.

PS. Derazon got robbed

All-Star Dumps

It goes without saying really, but the NBA All-Star game is just a large joke with little relevance other then entertainment for the fans. And its hardly entertaining anymore because no one plays.

This is what the dunk contest has become

Whats the point of playing hard and risking injury if the game means nothing?

Whats the point of a game for the fans when they can't afford ticket prices. And I do mean absurd ticket prices. Such as $500 for nose bleeds.

So what we really have here is a game for the fans
Fans who can't afford to go a game
That is not entertaining
Not entertaining because players don't play hard.
Not entertaining because the dunk contest is lame
Not entertaining because no one cares about the skills challenge.

And yes the picture above is Demar Derozan practicing his dunk for the dunk contest with a ladder, chicken suit, and bass drum.

Whatever man, everyone forgets the most important part of being a dunker. You gotta be an un-modest, show-boatin', sarcastic, borderline asshole. Like the best dunker of all time..

Chocolate Thunder from the Planet Lovetron



You gotta love the announcer, "And now from the planet lovetron..."

and there's a great clip of him throwing it down on Bill Walton, that's always good.

Enjoy this weekend where the line between Celebrity and athlete become even more blurred...
Don't know what I'm talking about?:

My God...

Most Hated Bench Player

JEREMY LIN.

None of you voted for him, but thats because you don't know who he is. And if you knew anything about this guy you would hate him.

For starters, he's Asian.

What a shocker. I know what you're thinking, god damn, you're racist. Its not that I'm racist, its that I know where is fan base stands. and its solely because he's Chinese. What's wrong with supporting your race?

Well nothing if you're not white. If you're a honky supporting other honkies, just because they're a honky... then you're a racist honky.

Second, Lin is a graduate of Harvard.

Which means that hes better in the classroom than you are.


Derrik Rose can't spell correctly. But Jeremy Lin, if he doesn't succeed as a basketball player will probably become the CEO of some Chinese/USA merge company and rule all of the land.

Next time you haters vote. At least know who you're voting for. Scalabrini. Give me a damn break. Rip Hamilton doesn't play anymore, and Character.. maybe I should've picked him...

The End Is NEAR!

The Cavs end their 26 game losing streak. (Against who else but the Clippers)

The Wizards win a road game! (Against who else but the Cavs)

And Jerry Sloan resigns!

Psst John.. Deron sucks..

There is all kinds of speculation on why my favorite coach in the NBA resigned. Most fingers point directly to PG Deron Williams.

I do find it a little hard to believe a man who has coached 23 seasons with a team would quit in the middle of the season without a clear reason why. I'm guessing we'll have to wait and see if he signs with another team.

So who am I hating on? Deron of course.

This kid is overrated. Media is pretty quick to put him in the 'elite' of point guards in the league, but I have to disagree. Nash, and CP3, are still the best in the league.

Rondo?

Rondo can't hit a jump shot, and his Ft's are terrible. Look at the way the Lakers guard him. Beg him to shoot, and you got a rebound.

Deron?

Deron WAS able to get to the basket and dunk. And now he's just playing on a sub-par team that's likely to booted the first round of the playoffs.

With all the rumors going around town about Deron pushing Sloan out. There has to be SOME truth to it. And though it may not be the soul reason why Sloan left. The fact that a new overrated, chubby, ugly-hair cut, shell of a point guard gives reason to one of the greatest coaches ever to resign....makes me sick.

The league will NEVER get a coach that coaches in the same city for over 2 decades. NEVER. Especially with such integrity. Sloan coached the greatest power forward of all time, and arguably the best passing point guard ever. And though he never got a championship (due to MJ) he was consistently putting up winning seasons every year. The Jazz were always a team to be reckoned with... until now.

Utah still has its lunatic fans, but lost all integrity.

Everyone hold on to your ass. The end is near.

Bull Sh*t

I went to the Bulls Clipper game a week ago. And it got me thinking... What exactly are the Clippers?

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This economy-stricken fan can't even afford a new bulls jersey. He took his Jalen Rose jersey and transformed into a Boozer jersey.
Who would spend that much time and energy to create a BOOZER jersey? You bulls fans must be nuts.
I could see the energy going into a D-Rose jersey, but Boozer?

Boozer is a traitor. Every time he leaves a team, the city hates him. He swindled his way out of Cleveland (who wouldn't), then he did the same to Utah.

Anyway back to the game.

The crowd was split 40-60 Bulls.

There were more Bulls fans at the Staple Center then Clipper fans.

The crowd would cheer louder for a D-Rose layup then a Clipper bucket. And it got me thinking... What are the Clippers?

The Clippers are not a fan strong team.. there are no loyal Clipper fans. AND THERE SHOULDN'T BE!!!

I'm not saying that because they're a bad team. The opposite actually. They're the most exciting team in the west. But you would be foolish to love a team that's operated by the worst owner in all of pro sports.

It would be like loving the spouse that's been cheating on you every year for the past 10 years. It doesn't make any sense. You should value yourself more than liking the Clippers. You owe it to yourself. Stop torturing yourself. Be good to yourself. Its masochistic.

Liking the Clippers is hating yourself. 

Look at the standing ovation for the BULLS in LA

Its impossible to like a team that has no core. They change the team constantly to keep costs low. 

The Clippers make money on Bulls fans. 

The Clippers can't make money alone. No one wants to go to a Clipper game. They want to go see the opposing team - and maybe watch Griffin throw one down. The Clippers make money on other loyal fan bases. Such as the Bulls.

So really.. you can't blame Chicago fans for outnumbering Clipper fans in Los Angeles. You can't blame Clipper fans.. cause there aren't very many. The only person you can blame is Sterling because he's a god damn racist bum.

Melo to the LAKERS!?!

"Are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS " - Bynum

I think he likes me

Ye, they're seriously talking about trading you for Melo straight up.

Why would the Nuggets think about trading Melo for Bynum who literally hurts all season long? I almost feel bad for the guy. He can't stay healthy. But if he coullldd. Then I suppose it would be a good thing. As long as he stops walking and camping out in the key. But I guess we'll have to wait and see.

I just hate all this trade talk about Melo all season. I can't remember the last time trade talks have gone on this long about one dude. Its half the season. But then again, this is the NBA...Where amazing happens.

Could it all work out? Kobe and Melo? Kobe and the star from Denver. The city that wanted to kill Kobe! But my beef isn't with Kobe its with Melo.

What a dump this guy is. Whats to be traded all season, to what? The two biggest markets in the NBA. NYC and LA - and people say bigger cities don't have a draw to players, gimme a break. There's no way a team like the Sac Kings, or the Mil Bucks could ever get a deal going like that.

Melo is a dump, not only that, but he takes sucker punches. What a dick.

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Technically Speaking...

37% of technical fouls have been rescinded by the league this year.

Imma DO IT!

This is coming off the heels of the NBA implementing new "respect" rules.
Players should not throw up their hands, complain or make other gestures to the refs. Or a tech will be called.

The beginning of the year was awesome. All kinds of unruly T's were being called. Players didn't know how to handle it.

I can't argue? WHAT!>

Just when I thought the NBA was growing some balls, I was wrong.

Rescinding almost 40% of the T's they call. Then whats THE FUCKING POINT?

Did the NBA tell fans this in the beginning of the year, in hopes for more viewers?
We are all sick of watching players constantly complain.

Can you think of another sport where there's this much complaining?

Baseball man, they're always complaining, the managers come out and complain all the time.

That may be! But Its awesome when the manager comes out in baseball, because we know a FIGHT IS COMING! Its anticipation. Like when a wrestler is coming to the ring.

Plus Baseball arguments are great because someone almost always gets tossed out! Gone!



Look at this guy? Look at the crowd! Everyone is going nuts anticipating he gets thrown out.
And when he does get tossed out, everyone goes wild!

When Basketball players complain, everyone groans, and complains. The only time a crowd cheers is when a player on the opposing team gets a Tech. But if a star gets thrown out on the opposing team... people look at each other like.. wtf.

"I payed good money for these seats.. and now Garnett got thrown out of the game?.. shit.. Now who do I watch?"

This just another example of the NBA giving the viewer and fan a faulty product. They promise us one thing, and do another behind out back.

What a joke. No wonder the NBA is the third largest sport in America.. just before Hocket, a Canadian sport.

GOD DAMNIT! ALL i'M SAYING IS THAT I WANT YOU TO STICK TO YOUR GUNS NBA. SAY SOMETHING AND MEAN IT. BACK UP YOUR REFS OR ELSE THE PLAYERS WILL KEEP DOING THE SAME GOD DAMN THING!

You better calm down Giunta I'm warning you..

I MEAN WHAT ARE PLAYERS SUPPOSED TO THINK IF YOURE RESCINDING ALL THESE TECHS? YOU'RE JUST GANA KEEP DOING THE SAME OLD SHIT. VIEWERS ARENT GANA BE HAPPY WATCHING PLAYERS CONSTANTLY COMPLAIN WITH OFFICIATING. I WANT TO WATCH A BASKETBALL GAME, NOT PEOPLE COMPLAIN! LET THEM PLAY, PLAYERS LET THEM REF. JUST PLAYYY GOD DAMNIIITTT.

That's it YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

... you'll rescind it..

Most Hated Coach

The Polls are closed and we have a winner.
The most Hated Coach in the NBA is a TIE!!
Between Stan Van Gundy, and Avery (The Roach) Johnson.

I actually really enjoy this guy because...HES ERRATIC!
He's constantly yelling and going nuts during time outs.

This includes Shaq calling him a 'front runner,' and  a 'nobody.'

Monster T

I'm guessing this guy was voted because his "Charles Pendleton" like voice.

But here's who I'm really hating on.

YOU

You assholes only had two votes. TWO VOTES! And I'm pretty sure I know the two that voted. 

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