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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Pau's to Blame

What utter Bullshit
Looks like all the unemployed in LA won't be getting their championship parade this year..




The Lakers have been swept against the Mavs and all the spoiled Laker fans are pointing the finger at Pau Gasol.

I love the Lakers...making me money..


They're blaming the guy who brought them 3 consecutive finals appearances. Pau should've been the finals MVP last year. Kobe shoots 6-24 in the deciding game 7 and he gets the MVP? Give me a fucking break.

How bout Kobe can't get his team to the playoffs, then he can't get to the second round, The Suns knock them out every year. Kwame Brown gets boo'd off the court. Then the Grizzlies gift Pau Gasol. Lakers are contenders, then Champions.

How bout all you Laker fans stop regurgitating everything you fucking hear on ESPN and talk radio. Watch the game yourself and realize the Lakers look old, tired, the bench isn't doing shit, Fisher would miss the ocean if standing on the shore, Odom is looking overrated...and heartless/gutless


All season the Lakers have looked tired and bored. They claimed there was a "switch". They found it after the All-Star game (until the Heat smashed them, and made them look old) And the Lakers have not found the Switch again. And they got swept because of it.

What do the Lakers do now? They might be able to make a small run with the same line up, but they'll keep losing in the playoffs to more athletic teams. Partially because the playoffs are a different game then the regular season. More physical teams prevail in the playoffs. The games are tougher,  and faster. The Fisher flops may work in the regular season, but they wont in the post-season.

Do the Lakers need younger players? Get rid of Luke, Fisher, Barnes, Blake, and Bynum? Try to get some speed so they don't burned by every speedy point guard in the game? What about coaching? Maybe Kobe should be both coach and player at this point.

Here are some of my favorite texts from Laker fans during Game 4:

"Bynum for Howard"
"Fisher cannot come to double anyone. He can't even cover his own guy"
"But its Peja..he doesn't move."
"Glass half full: We have won 2 years in a row..
Glass half empty: Total teardown and Lakers arnt relevant for years. reality?"

"Good night"

Anyway don't blame Pau Gasol. He did more for this team in the last 3 years then anyone else has. The Lakers have a lot more issues. Its easy to point the blame at one gentleman. Especially one gentleman that is more well-spoken the anyone else on the team (with English being his second language).

**Update**

Bynum and Odom are punk bitches.
"One of the most bush-league things I've ever seen" Psahahaha. Surprised? You shouldn't be. He did the same thing against Michael Beasley earlier in the year.
The score is 100 -68 and you check the smallest guy on the court? Real classy Laker fans.
Embarrassing.

2 comments:

  1. just me.. or does bynum have man tits?

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  2. also... laker haters need to prepare themselves mentally for us getting d12. This is just what happens. Teams LOVE giving their franchise center to the lakes.
    case in point: Kareem, Shaq, Pau, (Dwight Howard).

    im mildy aroused just thinking about it...

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