Jobless

Ever since Shaq announced his retirement it got me thinking... who will not have a job next year.

Mike Bibby

After the Miami Heat win the championship this year there's no guarantee Bibby will be back. The Heat signed Bibby because of his shot making, and he can't HIT.JACK.SHIT. He can't defend - He's probably just ONE step faster then Derek Fisher (without the ability to flop). Can't pass. Doesn't do dirty, doesn't five on the floor, get rebounds etc. Bibby will be happy enough to get that ring and will retire. Or the Heat won't pick up his contract.


Derek Fisher

Kg is probably telling him to quit..look at those shorts!

If you ask most (non-delusional) Laker fans, they'll tell you the Lakers don't need Dwight Howard...they need a point guard. Fish-Flop is slow, can't find his jumper, can't defend, couldn't hold his "leadership" qualities together when Dallas swept them. The only redeeming quality of Fish is he's Kobe's only friend on the team. Throw him away and Kobe may go apeshit (which would be kinda cool to watch).


Corey Brewer

I don't know what to say about this guy really. He blew out the candle on a cupcake? I know Dallas is accustomed to picking up other team's garbage and building a what would have been a super team 7 years ago, but I think Brewer is where they draw the line. One would think Brewer would be getting more PT after Butler went down.. but he hasn't. And with JJ Barea playing better, there's less room on the bench. Have fun dunking in Germany Corey.


Rudy Fernandez

I ama a good I apromise!

Wishful thinking really. I can't stand this guy. Remember when this guy wanted in the Dunk Contest? Played a guitar and sang to get in? This isn't Europe God Damnit. You can't just play guitar and sing a goofy accent and get what ever you want. Then he called out the team and said he wanted more PT or money or trade. And for some reason the Blazers kept his bum ass. At one time he was a big lift off the bench, and now he cools off the team with terrible 3-point shooting and bad Euro defense. Go back to Spain!


Baron Davis

A shell of a man. The poor guy fell victim to the Clipper curse. Then got sent to the second worst city in America. the Cavs have the #1 and #4 pick. They will probably pick up Kemba Walker (who is overrated, and a chump) but then there will be no need for Baron and his ridiculous contract. At least now he'll have an excuse to be out of shape. Maybe he'll get heckled by his apartment neighbor...just as long as that apartment isn't in LA.


Vince CARTERRRR

THIS HAS TO BE IT. No more! Throw in the towel, wave the white flag, call uncle. Do whatever needs to be done. Vinsanity needs to GO! Half-man half-washed up. A black hole. A quitter. He could be the single reason why Toronto is still in the shitter. He has done absolutely nothing in Phoenix, I pray to God the Suns don't keep him. Maybe he could be the Gatorade guy who hands the players their drink over their shoulder. Be the kid who wipes up the sweat of other players that are SWEATING from actually playing hard! God damnit!