Sad Sap Sh*t

I'm so sick and tired of hearing people say, "Man I'd like to see Kidd, Dirk, Terry, Peja win a ring."

Do you feel sorry for me? xoxo

No you don't. Stop lying to yourself. The real response should be, "I really don't want LBJ, Wade, and Bosh to win a single championship EVER. In fact, I don't want them to win a single game next season. In fact, I don't want there to be a next season, and during their vacation I hope they all get injured."

Lets be honest, you don't like the Mav's. You didn't think Dirk deserved the MVP, you hate Mark Cuban, and you've never been to Texas (not even for a layover flight). You just can't stand the Heat.

How do I know this?

Because no one ever said, "Man, I really hope the Jazz win. I'd like to see Stockton and Malone finally get that ring.
"Man, I really hope the Sonics win, I'd like to see Payton, Kemp, Schrempf get that ring."
"Man, I really hope the Kings beat the Lakers this year."
"Man, I really hope the the Pacers finally get by the Bulls, and Reggie gets his ring."
"I hope Ewing gets his deserved ring"
"I hope Allen Iverson beats the Lakers to get his ring."

Do you feel sorry for me too? Snifffff

No one EVER said that shit, because fans were obsessed with watching Jordan win, and Shaq dominating. No one felt sorry for the opposing players. We were intrigued by seeing how long the Bulls could go. How many championships Shaq could give Rick Fox. But its not the same for the Heat.

The massive hate for the Heat is spilling over into love for any other team they play against!!

Heat vs 76ers
"Ya know what, I've always been a big fan of Elton Brand, he's a hard worker and a double-double every night"

Heat vs Bulls
"D-Rose is the true MVP, I love their defense. Plus I was always a front-running bandwagon fan when Jordan was on the team."

Heat vs Celtics
"I don't care about this series."

If you're going to hate a team, so be it. But don't make excuses of why you want them to lose. Plus, how do you think Dirk and all of them feel knowing you only like them now against the Heat. When, during the regular season we know you were saying, "I hate the Mav's. Dirk is overrated, Terry is dumb, Peja chokes, Kidd can't shoot, I hate Stevenson's neck tattoo...THEIR OLD AND SLOW."


If you're going to hate, at least do it right. Give me a God damn break.