REAL LIFE SUCKS

Chipotle Lines

Since the podcast is a on a bit of a hiatus (like most of the shitty bands PTB likes), I thought I would just write one instead.

This has to be happen to everyone at least once who goes to Chipotle. Now I know I have a lot of vegans, and Hindus that read this site, and they're not down to eat some organic chicken. But for those of us that like to get ripped off now and then, we go to Chipotle.

First of all, the line is always absurdly long, and the reason why? Because they're always some chump in the front of the line that hasn't heard of the internet. Depending on the time of day, this person is in different forms.

Around noon: A woman in cheap business attire holds an ungodly list of all her colleagues orders. Its already shitty that she's ordering 5 burritos and 10 tacos, but each order is a shit storm of complicated nonsense. And please Lord Chipotle employee, don't fuck up, it'll only hold the line back further.

Evening: Some shit face College student sent by his dorm friends to pick up their dinner. This is what I don't understand: This kid probably spends 80% of his time on the internet plagiarizing, looking at internet porn, and stalking on Facebook. How does he not know he can order online?

I believe there's even an iPhone app for all this shit. C'mon people, get with it. Stop wasting everyone's valuable time.

If you're gana hold up the line, you should buy everyone waiting guacamole... cause that ISH is dumb expensive...or maybe we should go get some real Mexican food. Mexican food in general is a rip off. Rice, beans, cheese, chicken, 7 bucks? That's a whole separate topic though.