Playoffs - Round One

Its the most entertaining part of a very underwheming season (league).

East

Hawks Celtics
ZZzzzZzzz. This is possibly the best worst series of the playoffs. Can the Hawks constant under achieving by outdone by the aging/beatup/stupid Rondo Celtics? You gotta love a league that gives you terrible vs terrible scenarios.
Hawks in 'who gives a shit'

Orlando Pacers
Another series that has been dominated by bad news. Orlando (and one of the NBA's) best is out for the entire series setting up an easy win for all those honkies in Indiana.
Indiana in 6 but should've been 4

Bulls 76ers
Hey guess what? More fucking bad news. Rose is out, again, with a torn ACL. The Bulls should be used to this ya? Except they can't beat up on the Nets, Shitcats, or the Wizards. What I'm most happy about is that I've been telling everyone that the Bulls aren't winning the Championship, and now everyone agrees.
76ers in 'we don't deserve it, but we'll take it'

Heat Knicks
Heat in 4

West

OKC DAL
Everyone's been giving me beef because I'm not interested in this series.
Hey man the games have been close! You should watch.
Close but Dallas is down 0-2. Close because Durant has been struggling. Watching two shitty teams does not make up for one good game. It makes for one extra shitty game. Btw, could any team look less motivated than Dallas. Just send them on vacation already.
OKC in 5 But Dallas wishes it was 3

PHX... OH wait, they fucking blew it. Bye Bye Steve Nash

Utah Spurs
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Memphis LAC
Thee best series in the playoffs right now. Memphis' record is misleading due to injuries. These guys should have been a 3, or easy 4 seed. Clippers are out to prove that they don't need Butler, or Billups or a coach to make it far in the playoffs.
Clippers in 7 (Thanks for cp3 heroics)

LAL Denver

Lets all watch Javele McGee play himself out of the NBA, Kobe jacking up shot after shot, Bynum afraid to jump, and Mike Brown looking for LeBRON on the bench. The classic match up of up-tempo, fast break basketball against, slow-it-down-lets-take-advantage-of-our-size ball.
Lakers in 5 because we got tired.

Can't wait for Round 2 to disappoint