Without further adieu...the Dumpys:
Dumppiest T shirt award: Dwight Howards "Loyalty" shirt
Honestly? For two years you make an entire city (and organization) think you're going to leave. Meanwhile, other cities and fans are drooling at the mouth to have you play for them. GM's are scrambling to land you in their city. All while your coach gets fired (because of you), gm fired (because of you), and teammates don't want to play with you (because of you)... but when you decide to stay for 1 MORE YEAR you're considered loyal? I bet Melo and LeBRON change their minds now after seeing these shirts.
Dumppiest Team Award: The Detroit Pistons
I know most of you were thinking the Charlotte Bobshats were going to receive this award. The reason the Shats didn't win is because we know they're a team. All year long we were reminded of how bad Charlotte was doing. The entire country watched as each loss tallied towards monumental dumpy season. What about Detroit?
**Last night friend looking at the results of the draft on their phone
Hornets... Bobcats... Thunder... Detroit.. Detr..? Oh man, I totally forgot that Detroit had a team.
Dookie of the Year
Sorry Sacramento, you don't have a stadium to play your games, you don't have a coach, and you don't have "college" Jimmer. What you got is a below average honky that Cousins and Evans play keep away from. All those white Sacramento folk travel through the farm land to see Jimmer hit 3's from half court, and instead they get Tyreke Evans slowly convincing them that losing their team to another city isn't so bad after all.
Most Dumpy (Bitter) City: Tie, Seattle/Cleveland
Seattle was robbed of the SuperSonics and they.will.not.let.you.forget.it.
Spend a half a years income to dress up like zombies, make signs, income to travel to Miami, and root against your old team. I love it. Good job guys, you may have been the reason why OKC lost.
Cleveland is one dumpy city. But that wont stop them from being downright sour.
I'm not sure what to make of this really. Its kinda like your ex girlfriend, teaming up with a newer ex girlfriend in hopes that you fail at life?? But OKC had nothing to do with this shirt. Cleveland took it upon themselves to make this shit, without OKC's consent, and sell them at bars while watching LeBRON win his championship. And how does Seattle feel about this shirt. "Won't steal your Thunder"?? This shirt has FAIL written all over it. You piss off Seattle by reminding them, you didn't ask OKC if they wanted to team up, and LeBRON wins.
But I do love it, and if anyone from Cleveland sees this I would love a shirt.
The Dump of the Year:
Before we celebrate the Best of the Worst, allow us to recap on some of the more dumpier players in the league.
Kapono: Shooting dump
Bibby/Baron Davis: Broken Dumps
Golden State Warriors: Dumpy GM
Raptors: Foreign Dump
Yi Jianlian: Damn I forgot about him, Can't believe he was a lottery pick DUMP
Boozer: Can't screw over any more cities cause he sucks DUMP
BUT THE BIGGEST DUMP OF THEM ALL IS:
LAMAR ODOMMMMMMMMM
I know I've been hard on Lamar in the past for missing right handed lay ups, underachieving, and shooting too many 3s. Last year he proved me wrong....buuuttt this year he proved me 1000 percento correcto!!
How does a player go from being the 6th man of the year to the D-League, to being cut from the team? Too many packs of purple Skittles? Too many trips to Pound Town with Chloe?
What makes Lamar so dumpy? Its not a case of ability, but of attitude! The constant soap opera of "Will Lamar show up tonight?" Nope, well send his ass to the D-League, "No coach! I promisseee I'll play hard tonight,," WRONG AGAIN! CUT FROM THE FUCKING TEAM!!1
6th MAN OF THE YEARRR!!! Would Ginobli or Harden ever do this?!
Lets face it, Lamar has always been an underachiever, he was supposed to be the Pippen to the Laker's Jordan, But then become a role player.. and then became a bench player.. then a D-league player.. to a nothing player.
This is a classic case of a spoiled athlete who will only compete for a few teams. And with free agency being the way it is, we're going to see a lot more players do this in the future.
But for now, Lamar, you are the Dumpiest player of the year. You should be proud, you beat out some stiff competition: Javale McGEE, Rudy Fernandez, Derek Fisher, Luc Mbah a Moute, Channing Frye.
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