Facili-HATER

"He has decided to be more of a facilitator early in the game, in order to get his teammates going."

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

I seriously hate that term. Facilitate. More like, facili-hate! Because those players who are considered facilitators are not passers. They are scorers that have no choice but to pass the ball due to good defense, or laziness (maybe racist).

Oh congratulations on how to pass the rock!

Have you ever noticed that good passers are not called facilitators? It's because they know, and enjoy, passing the ball. No one ever called Jason Kidd, or #13 from the Suns a facilitator. They call Vince Carter, Kobe Bryant, Tracey Mcgrady, Carmelo Anthony, Dwayne Wade, facilitators because those bastards hate to PASS!

I guess this rant of hate isn't being pissed towards those assholes who can't pass, but the swamp cocked commentators who decide to call ball-hogs passers. Lets just call it like it is. Those black holes (not racist) don't want to pass the ball. And sometimes I can't blame them! Why would Kobe want to pass the ball to Sasha Vujacic? Why would Wade pass to Joel Anthony? Why would anyone on planet Earth want to pass to Vince Carter - I wouldn't pass him the ball during a pickup game.

Don't cloud the issue at hand. CALL IT LIKE IT IS.

Hey asshole, instead of criticizing those doing their job, why don't you come up with a solution?

Fine!

Instead of calling them a facilitator how about calling him a fucking kidney stone, because though painful, it will pass through eventually.

eat shit.

Dwight Howard to The Lakers

Its happened again.

The Lakers catapult themselves into contention by pulling off a blockbuster trade. As much as I didn't want to believe it, as it lingered in the back of my mind, as Orlando fans wore those "Loyalty" T-shirts, Dwight Howard is becoming a Laker.

SO MANY QUESTIONS

Why did the Magic accept this poo poo platter?

Al Harrington
Moe Harkless
Afflalo
And picks!?
NO PAU?!!?
BYNUM GOES TO PHILLY!?

How did the team that was supposed to get the most in return get the least? Holy shit Orlando you suck dicks.

SO MANY QUESTIONS

I can't wait for Bynum to speak. The guy is slowly creating a trophy case of sayings (Close out games are actually pretty easy). What's he going to say now that he's been traded? I hope its something juicy about Kobe and Coach Brown. LET IT OUT BIG MAN!

What the fuck was the CBA for?! Stern can't step in and veto every trade the Lakers pull off (can he?!). The only reason why Stern may let this go is because Philly got a pretty awesome deal picking up Bynum and Jason Richardson.

Why have 25 other teams? I wonder how the Suns, Magic, and every other medium to small market feels. Including Oklahoma, and San Antonio. Two small market teams that have gotten it to work until this big market juggernaut returned ready to dominate. 

Can we just have an 82 game season of Heat vs Lakers?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

Dwight has yet to say he will resign. It sounds like he will test the free agency waters next summer, because he wants that giant pay day. Can he get that giant pay day on the Lakers? Kobe takes up almost have the payroll by himself. If Dwight wants a max contract, the Lakers will be have 3 players sucking up their entire payroll. And next year the CBA will be in full effect creating stricter luxury taxes. Can the Lakers afford it? Will Howard stay? I guess it depends if they win the championship this year...

How many teams can really compete? Heat, Lakers, Thunder, Knicks? Celtics? All of a sudden those bubble teams seem real irrelevant. The Knicks, Pacers, Celtics, Nuggets, Jazz, Clippers, have absolutely no shot.

Is Stern masturbating thinking of all the money he's going to rake in?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

Will this familiar and tired formula of big market teams dominating the NBA ever cease to exist? Will the Lakers always get the most dominate big man in the league? Will the Lakers now be the most hated team in the country?

Do Laker fans even care that their team is made up of almost no home-grown players? You can make the case that Kobe was traded for too. Then Pau, then Nash, Now Dwight. Does a city of sell outs care if they hire sell outs? Not likely.

With all these questions floating around, there's one thing that is certain:

LAKER FANS WILL BE THE MOST ANNOYING FANS IN THE WORLD NEXT SEASON

Video of the Weak

Well.. that's going to be an unsportman's like ... foul.

Ya no shit.

Nothing quite like a good ol' dick punch at the Olympics. Delivered by France, the country who's received and received the most dick punches in history.

Fucking Batum. I hope whatever skeletal deteriorating disease that's floating around Portland crotch shots you in the near future.

Krypto-Dwight

Taxes, death, and Dwight's "Indecision" are all daily certainties. Some more tolerable than others...

The Indecision was getting on my nerves faster than a speeding bullet.
In fact, it seriously seemed that the only way to slow down all this Indecision talk was with a piece of crust from the planet Krypton itself.

Dwight's ego boner has become visible from California! Every morning that asshole turns on the TV and just smiles as people speculate about where he is (and isn't) going. Is there anything powerful enough to stop this superhuman shit spinning machine!?

Thank God for the Olympics.

Only an event that happens once every four years could save us. Synchronized Swimming, Beach Volleyball (bikinis), Basketball, Weight Lifting, Swimming, The HAMMER THROW!! THANK YOU GOD!! It had to be something monumental, like two weeks that the world can come together in sportsmanship (except for China's badminton team). Finally the general sports public has something more to care about than the Indecision.*

I can just imagine Dwight waking up, turning on ESPN and seeing that the headlines are not about him, screaming his head off than demanding a Magic staff member be fired. Eat shit Superman.

We have international basketball to save us from recycled he-says she-says bullshit. What's more fun to watch than LBJ crushing it on some lazy Brazilian's dome? Watching 'Melo getting hit in the nuts was pretty good too. If Kobe continues to struggle against Spain will he blame Pau though he's on the other team?  I'm actually happy Dwight's not on the Olympic team, because if he was, the media would find some time or reason to ask him about the indecision. Stay the hell away from the Olympics Dwight! In fact don't even turn on the TV. Aren't you too busy rehabing your back anyway? Isn't that the reason you're not appearing at your own basketball camp back in Orlando?

D12 hasn't been the first ball player who can't make up his mind, but he may be the sloppiest...I've made the decision to not give a shit about the indecision, and you shouldn't either.

*like America beating China in the medal count.