Krypto-Dwight

Taxes, death, and Dwight's "Indecision" are all daily certainties. Some more tolerable than others...

The Indecision was getting on my nerves faster than a speeding bullet.
In fact, it seriously seemed that the only way to slow down all this Indecision talk was with a piece of crust from the planet Krypton itself.

Dwight's ego boner has become visible from California! Every morning that asshole turns on the TV and just smiles as people speculate about where he is (and isn't) going. Is there anything powerful enough to stop this superhuman shit spinning machine!?

Thank God for the Olympics.

Only an event that happens once every four years could save us. Synchronized Swimming, Beach Volleyball (bikinis), Basketball, Weight Lifting, Swimming, The HAMMER THROW!! THANK YOU GOD!! It had to be something monumental, like two weeks that the world can come together in sportsmanship (except for China's badminton team). Finally the general sports public has something more to care about than the Indecision.*

I can just imagine Dwight waking up, turning on ESPN and seeing that the headlines are not about him, screaming his head off than demanding a Magic staff member be fired. Eat shit Superman.

We have international basketball to save us from recycled he-says she-says bullshit. What's more fun to watch than LBJ crushing it on some lazy Brazilian's dome? Watching 'Melo getting hit in the nuts was pretty good too. If Kobe continues to struggle against Spain will he blame Pau though he's on the other team?  I'm actually happy Dwight's not on the Olympic team, because if he was, the media would find some time or reason to ask him about the indecision. Stay the hell away from the Olympics Dwight! In fact don't even turn on the TV. Aren't you too busy rehabing your back anyway? Isn't that the reason you're not appearing at your own basketball camp back in Orlando?

D12 hasn't been the first ball player who can't make up his mind, but he may be the sloppiest...I've made the decision to not give a shit about the indecision, and you shouldn't either.

*like America beating China in the medal count.