Power (shit) Rankings

*In honor of today (yesterday) being "Talk Like a Pirate Day" I will try to write this blog like a pirate bastard.

POWER SHIT RANKINGS

This time of year blows so hard for basketball fans. All we do is speculate how good, or in this case, how shitty next year will be for our teams.

Here is a small list of players that are just getting worse by the year.

Ron Artest

Yarrr. This yellow bellied bastard is as useless as a winch with a chastity belt. He can't contribute to the cause, and now ther media just ask silly questions. Ron is better known now for what comes out of that pie hole, than his actually shit play. YAR.

Channing Fry

Most landlovers outside of Phoenix don't know this crumb bucket, and they shouldn't. He's a useless tall maggot that sits outside ther three point chucking up bricks. And none of his coaches everrrr taught him defense.

Francisco (Leonard) Garcia

This useless sack of cow shit is so terrible that I thought his name was Leonard. I had to google it, and found out that his name was actually Francisco. Case Closed.

Linas Kleiza

Yarr he was good once. The LeBRON syndrome. LeBRON make everyone better on team yarr. But without him you get traded into obscurity. Just ask JJ Hickson, and Mo Williams.

Tracy McGrady 

As old as these hills, Tracy has a better chance of helping a science class as a cadaver then he does helping his team go into the post season. Yar I think he still plays for them Hawks, but I'm not so sure. Maybe he's walked the retirement plank, or I hope he has.

Mike Bibby

The Siren of the NBA. Every team that sets eyes on this turd sinks straight into the ocean.

Chris Kaman

This poor guy ended up on thur Mavs. Hasn't he been through enough with the Clippers and the Hornets? Yar. I guess when thur league is this bad it doesn't matter where ya go.