Fools Gold

Almost a few months into the season and we have a lot of horse shit flying around.

Allow me to shed some light on all this FOOLS GOLD

The Brooklyn Nets Are GOOD!
I got some news for Jay-Z. Moving a bunch of scrubs to a new stadium don't make them no better. The Nets have less wins than the Jazz, and the Golden State Warriors. Don't let all this media hype of "NY VS NY," fool you. No one gives a shit besides those living in NY. Plus I've always hated Deron for running Sloan out of Mormon town.

The New Orleans Pelicans is a Shitty Name
Wrong. Its a great name. Why do we need intimidating names like the Raptors, Grizzlies, or Thunder? Some of the best names in basketball are those that raise questions. "What the fuck is a Laker? And why is it in LA?" "Is there really Jazz in Utah?" "Is Trail slang for weed in Portland?" "Whats a SuperSon... nevermind." I can only hope that the crowd has some real great gimmicks during the Pelican games. KAW KAW!!

The Suns and Kings are actually Not that bad.
No, they are.

The Spurs are Cool
This is really, really confusing. The most boring (and consistent) team in the league is becoming...likeable? First Popavich gives Stern the middle finger by sending his starting 5 home against the Heat during a nationally televised game. Then the photo of Duncan and Parker (wearing a sweat eye patch) with guns to the head of ref "Joey Crawford" arises. How did they get so bad ass and cool?!! Did they get a player during the off season that brought more hood to the team? Could his name be Stephen Jackson? Did Stephen Jackon tweet this: Somebody tell serg Abaka. He aint bout dis life. Next time he run up on me im goin in his mouth. That's a promise. He doin 2 much." ...that could be it.

Gold that Fools
The Lakers are making fools of everyone, especially their fan base. They can't win a game, so they fire Brown. The fans want Jackson, they get D'Antoni. They had Pau, now they have Antawn Jamison. They can't reach .500. What happened to all this Heat vs Lakers talk? Gobble a dick.

Thunderstruck is a Bad Movie
Yeah it went straight to DVD, and the story line seems like a Space Jam ripoff. But in reality its a fun, loving, wholesome, family movie that shows some cracker in Oklahoma take Durant for everything hes worth. Quite fascinating really. Plus who gives a shit if its terrible, its not like "The Air Up There," is a fucking classic.