Yeah so I took some time off. Eat SHIT. Its not like the NBA is giving us anything to shout about..until tonight...
Now everyone is up in arms giving DJ hi-fives and dick slaps because he dunked on someone an entire foot shorter than him. Am I impressed? Yes. By DJ, no.
DJ smashes on everyone, and yeah he's been on my smash radar for a few years now, so I've come to expect Lob City to crush the Bombed-out-Depleted-Poor-as-FUCK Motor City.
And in a league that's full of overpaid, entitled, I'm-too-busy-making-commercials, pieces of shits. Most players would have gotten out of the way, ran away, not jumped, not given a shit. I'm happy Brandon Knight (A Rookie!) took a risk and tried to make an amazing play.
Because lets face, if he makes the block, its the BLOCK OF THE YEAR. ENDS DETROIT'S UNEMPLOYMENT, KIDS START BLEACHING THEIR HAIR AGAIN, ENDS THOSE FUCKING CHRYSLER COMMERCIALS!
Knight bravely jumped and attempted to block a dunk by someone much taller than him, he fell on his back, and the internet obliterated his image. But get up young Knight, your ego might be bruised, but your courage stands tall* above the mounds of garbage the league gives us.
*cheeseball alert.
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