Good Riddance

Here is a short list of the most tired storylines of the year.

1. The Lakers Suck
Yeah the fucking suck and I'm glad their season is finally over, because now we don't have to hear about them... for roughly one day. Now all I hear about is if the Lakers will suck NEXT YEAR. God damnit. But really, shouldn't we all feel a little foolish for not seeing this coming? Pau and Kobe haven't exactly been competing for a championship in the past few years. Dwight is a chump with a bad back. Number 10 is pregnant. Their star bench player is Antawn Jamison. Now that Kobe is out and Preggars is on maternity leave, Isn't it safe to say the Lakers will such shit next year too? Please stop talking about them.

2. Rose is out
All the stupid commercials, blogs, and speculation, could not bring D-Rose back again. So please stop talking about it. There have been a lot more signs pointing to him not returning, than returning, such as Rosh himself saying he won't return...so why are we still talking about this? And WHY would you want him to play against the Heat on his first game back? Talk about being thrown to the wolves. Chicago might as well accept the fact that he's not returning this year (just like I did last year), just how Laker fans should accept the fact that Kobe is not returning next year (just like I did this year).

3. Bron Bron's Hair Line
This is simply a case of not being able to diss him for anything basketball related.

He's not clutch! - Indiana happened, then Boston happened.

He doesn't have a jumper! - Shoots over 60%

Durant will get the MVP this year - 4

.. well his hairline sucks hahahah - Your life sucks in comparison

4. Something we should be talking about
How many coaches will be sacrificed to Daron Williams?
Why are the Hawks still in the league?
Who will be injured next? (My guess is Duncan)