Twitter Attack: Tyreke Evans

Sometimes it's better to let the public do the talking for you.

Real Tweets
*SMH = Shaking my head

♛ {L▲¥} ‏@LArryKING_Live3m

Tyreke Evans is killin me. Dude is much better than this

@DamnNearWhite: (Nice Name)

Tyreke Evans really is a disappointment lol

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops5 Nov

Stat line of the week went to Chris Paul. Line of the Weak went to Tyreke Evans, who had gone 258 games w/no donuts

CJ Mordock ‏@CJMordock26m

Tyreke Evans now being paid $22 million per basket. #TakeFlight #Pelicans

Steve Blake ‏@LakerOpinion1h

Tyreke Evans gets worse every year smh.

Kahler Inskeep ‏@kpinskeep1h

Smh @ the guy wearing a tyreke Evans jersey.

Ethan Strauss ‏@SherwoodStrauss6 Nov

Imagine how much coverage Tyreke Evans' miserable start would get if he was a $44 mil member of the Knicks.

Kiamco ‏@Jason_Kiamco3m

Tyreke Evans has the worst shot selection.

❄ Young Kneecaps ❄ ‏@E__Twizzle15m

TYREKE EVANS IS SO BUTT!!

At least Tyreke will be doing something constructive:

Javier Alvarez ‏@iambnice24m

Don't forget 2night Eiffel is the move We got NBA player Tyreke Evans will be in the building Get there early it's going to be a fun night

Worst Team with 3 Wins.

It's been 2 weeks into the season and there are some teams that have surprised us (Minnesota), and some that haven't (Washington).

It's just so fun to get up in what could be... so allow me to pop that bubble of hope.

Worst team with a winning record is Philadelphia!

First of all, I don't know a whole lot about this team, besides that there's a giant white dude who does not like to get near the basket, and would rather sit outside and shoot three's (PTB's favorite type of player). Spencer Hawes, I think his name is? Who else is on this team? Jru (Drew) Holliday (Holiday?), I'm pretty sure he got traded to the Pelicans? - There are so many question marks in that last paragraph, because there is so much uncertainty.

With good teams, there is no uncertainty. Bron is good, KLove is good. Who is the starting five on the Lakers? Swaggy P, Nash, Pau, Xavier Daniels?

The 76ers will come back down to earth. Real soon. What I'm really hoping is that the 76ers become so desperate that they ask AI to suit up. Iverson probably has the jersey under his clothes at every game he attends just hoping that the coach (who I have no idea who it is) will look to the stands and ask AI to get in the game. AI, takes his sweet fucking time taking off his chains, clothes, and shoes to reveal his jersey underneath. Walks down to the court, and jacks up enough shots to make Kobe jealous.

Anyway, that will never happen. The east is super pathetic at the bottom, so maybe the 76ers can sneak into the 8th seed.