Quick S/O to Craig Sager

Craig Sager has acute Leukemia, and I hope he gets well very soon.

I know there are haters on the internet that will say something about Craig and his suits...but that's why I love the dude.

Though being told a thousand times to never wear those "ugly" suits again, that man has created a niche for himself.

Hey man he should stop wearing those suits! They're fuxkin uglyy bro!

Hey man, you should own a suit. Or have anyone care about how you look besides your fat mom.
Craig knows what he's doing.
He's trolling you good, looking good, and doing good.
I hope you feel good soon Craig.

Identity Crisis

Here's another saying that the NBA feeds us while watching a struggling team that really grinds my gears.

"The New York Knicks (or place another shitty team here) have been really struggling to find their identity this year."
Which in other words means, "You suck".

There are no direct excuses to reason why this particular team is as bad as they are. There are no injuries, no problems (besides them sucking dick too) in the front office, and the coach is probably just as helpless. So instead of an announcer outright saying this team is fucking terrible, they say, "They are really struggling to find an identity".

And how much weight can this statement carry near the All-Star break? Halfway through the season and teams are still searching to find an identity? More like they're searching to find their own assholes. If you haven't found an identity its code for you don't know how to play with the other teammates on your team.

Here are a few players that will strip your team of an identity and all hope.
-OJ Mayo
- Melo
- Dwight Howard
- Utah Jazz
- Josh Smith

I guess this cold also be a blog entry about being less selfish, but whatever, it's the NBA, where selfish happens.

The NBA Sucks

Here's your friendly reminder that the NBA is fucking terrible.

And right now it's at an all time low. Injuries stacked upon injuries, people ain't given a fuck (The Heat) and fans that are for some reason still buying tickets to games.
 - real quick, I saw some HBO special last night about the Sacramento Kings and some Indian dude that bought the team to keep them in the area because "that's all they got up there." And the analogy Kevin Johnson gave was if someone took Ford Motor Company out of Detroit?? Seriously!?? That much of the economy and overall health is determined by a forgettable Western Conference team? I've been to Sac Town (beautiful city, just don't eat at Jaspers)

Anyway.

Lets look at the games for tonight.

Pacers v Suns - Would be a cool game to watch if Bledsoe wasn't injured.

Spurs v Thunder - Would be better if Westbrook was there to smash on Tony Parker. I hope Popavich sits his stars.

Bulls v Cavaliers - STINKS!

Magic v Hawks - DEATH

Mavericks v Raptors - Sucks for Texans and Canadians.

Celtics v Wizards - Isn't the blizzard bad enough?

76ers v Knicks - Can we just send the entire 76er team to the D-League?

Kings v Rockets - Dwight Howard doesn't like basketball, and the Kings play like they don't.

Pistons v Bucks - Depression.

Twitter Attack: Tyreke Evans

Sometimes it's better to let the public do the talking for you.

Real Tweets
*SMH = Shaking my head

♛ {L▲¥} ‏@LArryKING_Live3m

Tyreke Evans is killin me. Dude is much better than this

@DamnNearWhite: (Nice Name)

Tyreke Evans really is a disappointment lol

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops5 Nov

Stat line of the week went to Chris Paul. Line of the Weak went to Tyreke Evans, who had gone 258 games w/no donuts

CJ Mordock ‏@CJMordock26m

Tyreke Evans now being paid $22 million per basket. #TakeFlight #Pelicans

Steve Blake ‏@LakerOpinion1h

Tyreke Evans gets worse every year smh.

Kahler Inskeep ‏@kpinskeep1h

Smh @ the guy wearing a tyreke Evans jersey.

Ethan Strauss ‏@SherwoodStrauss6 Nov

Imagine how much coverage Tyreke Evans' miserable start would get if he was a $44 mil member of the Knicks.

Kiamco ‏@Jason_Kiamco3m

Tyreke Evans has the worst shot selection.

❄ Young Kneecaps ❄ ‏@E__Twizzle15m

TYREKE EVANS IS SO BUTT!!

At least Tyreke will be doing something constructive:

Javier Alvarez ‏@iambnice24m

Don't forget 2night Eiffel is the move We got NBA player Tyreke Evans will be in the building Get there early it's going to be a fun night

Worst Team with 3 Wins.

It's been 2 weeks into the season and there are some teams that have surprised us (Minnesota), and some that haven't (Washington).

It's just so fun to get up in what could be... so allow me to pop that bubble of hope.

Worst team with a winning record is Philadelphia!

First of all, I don't know a whole lot about this team, besides that there's a giant white dude who does not like to get near the basket, and would rather sit outside and shoot three's (PTB's favorite type of player). Spencer Hawes, I think his name is? Who else is on this team? Jru (Drew) Holliday (Holiday?), I'm pretty sure he got traded to the Pelicans? - There are so many question marks in that last paragraph, because there is so much uncertainty.

With good teams, there is no uncertainty. Bron is good, KLove is good. Who is the starting five on the Lakers? Swaggy P, Nash, Pau, Xavier Daniels?

The 76ers will come back down to earth. Real soon. What I'm really hoping is that the 76ers become so desperate that they ask AI to suit up. Iverson probably has the jersey under his clothes at every game he attends just hoping that the coach (who I have no idea who it is) will look to the stands and ask AI to get in the game. AI, takes his sweet fucking time taking off his chains, clothes, and shoes to reveal his jersey underneath. Walks down to the court, and jacks up enough shots to make Kobe jealous.

Anyway, that will never happen. The east is super pathetic at the bottom, so maybe the 76ers can sneak into the 8th seed.

Lakers 3-PEAT!!

I would like to be the first to congratulate the Lakers on their 3-peat. Nothing quite says resurgence like victories over the Thunder, Jazz, and PeliCANTs. 

This season has been pretty rotten for the purple and gold, but it seems they're turning it around.. which of course means all the DLF's out there are beginning to let the public now how they feel about it. 

Here are a few of my favorite DLF comments during the 3-peat

DLF: Heat lose, Clippers lose, Lakers win, how can this get any better?

DLF: I know Stuart Scott has cancer and all but...he tries too hard to be black.

DLF: Two words for you Nick, LAKERS CHAMPIONSHIP!!

It looks like Dwight's vagina has finally healed and he's beginning to play a little better. The Laker's whipping boy Pau Gasol has been reduced to the bench (which helps their pathetic production). And it only took the Lakers to be 6 games below .500 and out of the playoff picture for Kobe to finally start passing the basketball. 

But can we be a little honest with ourselves for a moment?

Kobe has 2 games where he has more than 5 assists, and people begin to call him "Kobe Johnson." Earl Clark doesn't completely fucking suck, like everyone thought he would, and people call him "Earlsanity." 

Can we ease up on the gas a little LA? No? Didn't think so, that's what makes you delusional, and that's what makes you awesome.