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Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Best and Worst of Playoffs (Commercials)

Good: Damien Lillard. Sweet new shoe contract with Adidas bro. What is this? 1994? No but really, the commercial is really good. You got football and a basketball legend (sorry Chris Webber). And Damien's acting is waaayy better than Derick Rose's, and all D-Rose needs to do is read a cue card. You win Damien!

Bad: Stephen Curry. When you're not piggybacking off of Chris Paul's StateFarm commercials, you're doing ...deodorant?! And they're not even funny commercials like Old Spice. They're a very serious, "If you work hard, you will improve," commercial about not having smelly pits.

Ugly: Amazing Spider Man 2. The Spider-Man commercial helping the TNT cast is embarrassing. For one, I hate all the movie tie-ins the NBA does during the playoffs (Van Helsing still being the worst, followed closely by the Fantastic 4). But you can't feed into the stereotype of black people being late to work. Kenny Smith is running late so Spidey swings in and delivers him to work on time? Did they stop at Waffle House for some food too? Eat shit.

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