So I've been receiving hundreds of letters f hate mail about how I don't like Jeremy Lin, Let me explain why I don't like this player. Jeremy Lin reminds me of two different people..
Numero uno: Allow me to tell you story. Back when I was in college (yes I went to college) I took a "History of Punk Rock and Media" class (yes there is such thing). The class was awesome! We had this gnarly dude who was a punk/reggae dj on the weekend, saw all kinds of old punk footage of the Clash, Velvet Underground, Television, etc..
We're all having a killertime one afternoon talking about how much we enjoy vinyl records. The sound is crisp and vintage with the crackling of the needle hiting the record. Then.. "Jeremy Lin" speaks up.
"My favorite form of audio is mp3 240hz.."
"Oh that's great and all... but its fun to find a great vinyl!"
"I just download it... its real easy, and with the internet I can get it real fast."
"But when you buy vinyl you get the inside art, and its real cool to get to know the band."
"You can download the album cover.."
"..That's not the same..and vinyl has the best quality"
"No it doesn't"
"Actually it does, mp3s are from cds.. vinyl > cd"
"Actually, the human ear isn't very sophisticated, it can only identify quality to a certain level. Our ear can not tell the difference between vinyl and an mp3, I learned this in my computer science class...
Get the fuck out! Its a history of punk rock class! What the hell was this guy doing taking this class anyway??
Computer science, give me a break..
Numero dos: Remember in school, picking on the nerdy kid? No, you don't? Well some do. And what did the teacher say?
"Be nice to him, because one day he's going to be you BOSS."
"Ya the fuck righttttt"
... Jeremy Lin is now laughing at everyone that knocked up their girlfriend, working a dead end job, from the shoulders of the New Yorkers praising him..
OH AND THERE'S THIS
Numero uno: Allow me to tell you story. Back when I was in college (yes I went to college) I took a "History of Punk Rock and Media" class (yes there is such thing). The class was awesome! We had this gnarly dude who was a punk/reggae dj on the weekend, saw all kinds of old punk footage of the Clash, Velvet Underground, Television, etc..
We're all having a killertime one afternoon talking about how much we enjoy vinyl records. The sound is crisp and vintage with the crackling of the needle hiting the record. Then.. "Jeremy Lin" speaks up.
"My favorite form of audio is mp3 240hz.."
"Oh that's great and all... but its fun to find a great vinyl!"
"I just download it... its real easy, and with the internet I can get it real fast."
"But when you buy vinyl you get the inside art, and its real cool to get to know the band."
"You can download the album cover.."
"..That's not the same..and vinyl has the best quality"
"No it doesn't"
"Actually it does, mp3s are from cds.. vinyl > cd"
"Actually, the human ear isn't very sophisticated, it can only identify quality to a certain level. Our ear can not tell the difference between vinyl and an mp3, I learned this in my computer science class...
Get the fuck out! Its a history of punk rock class! What the hell was this guy doing taking this class anyway??
Computer science, give me a break..
Numero dos: Remember in school, picking on the nerdy kid? No, you don't? Well some do. And what did the teacher say?
"Be nice to him, because one day he's going to be you BOSS."
"Ya the fuck righttttt"
... Jeremy Lin is now laughing at everyone that knocked up their girlfriend, working a dead end job, from the shoulders of the New Yorkers praising him..
OH AND THERE'S THIS
