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Friday, June 22, 2012

American Nightmare




What's more baller than triple doubling your way to a championship?
Answer: Lebron wearing a shirt of Lebron as a vampire while celebrating your championship. Duh.

RECAPPPP


Miller Time
I guess championship clinching games heal bad groins, knees, back, and wrists. But also give you the uncanny ability to take the worst chargers of the season. The country was not ready for Mike Miller to revert back to old Mike Miller, and either was the Thunder (ooo burn).


Worst Championship Interviewer
Stuart Scott you are awful. 
"Where's LeBRON when you need him? Right here. Come here Dwayne Wade"
He had one real sour question per big 3.
"Hey Bosh, how does it feel to be the forgotten big 3" **Boos**
"D Wade, when did you realize you needed to defer to LeBRON?" **Boos**
Miami, good job Booing (Bonus points for booing the commissioner)

Durant MVP
I had more than a few bitter fans tell me they thought Durant was the leagues MVP. I'll admit that Durant is the runner up, but that gap between runner up and MVP is a big one. That triple double in the clinching game proved it... Speaking of Durant..

DLF Quote of The Night
kd is crying!! aahhaaahahaha

Thunder
Why didn't they win? Westbrook? Harden? Too young?
NO NO NO


#thebasedgodcurse

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What a great (terrible) way to end this post.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Final Countdown

I hate that song.
Westbrook going beast, Bron going Pierce, Bosh going dinosaur, Thunder fans go cry baby, and Sonic fans don't forget.

Westbrook
How can Russel be the best and worst player for the Thunder? Score 40 pts, and lose the game? Too be fair, if it weren't for him the Thunder wouldn't have a chance (Where the hell is Harden?). But this is the NBA, and shit ain't fair, just ask LeBRON. Westbrook probably won't be remembered for his 40 points, but instead his turnovers and his inability to pass to Durant in the closing minutes of the game. The only person on the court that can stop Durant is Westbrook. Spoelstra should go shake that guys hand.

Bosh
He has one of those 'dinosaur' moments each game it seems. He gets a rebound, loose ball, or an and-1...then loses it. Gets up, flexes his muscles, and spits all over the first row. Shows more emotion than the rest of the Heat team combined. I love it.

REFS
Someone call the WAmbulance for all those Thunder fans who claim the refs are missing a bunch of calls. Maybe if the Thunder could win on their homecourt, hit free throws, and find James Harden, they'd be winning games. But, if these refs make the people of Oklahoma suspicious of the NBA's behavior I'm all for it. Speaking of suspicious NBA behavior...

Sonics Gate
Bless the peoples of Seattle for never forgetting. Two dudes dressed in Sonic jerseys, and white face paint sat behind the Thunder bench rooting against them. Throwing up a green and yellow sign expressing their displeasure with the Thunder. Stop worrying about the refs, and just be happy you have a team Oklahoma (because what else do you got besides BiBi Jones?)

Check out the Sonic fans HERE

BRON
Could play with one leg and still be better than 90% of the league.
Xoxoxox