Knuckle Head

Damn you Kevin Love

For the past two years I have picked the Twolves as my dark horse to make hte playoffs. And each year something terrible wrong happens which makes me look downright foolish.

This year was my year to look like a true expert. 

What happens this year? Before the season even begins K Love is out due to a hand injury...by doing push ups.

Which included knuckle push ups. ** can someone please do some research and find out which exercise program makes you do knuckle push ups? K90x? **

Whats gana happen next? Rubio gana buy the successful baja burrito chain only to get die of a tainted fish taco?

If the wolves tank again this year, I'll be sure to cite this broken hand as the reason.

Premature EjacuHATE

This is probably the worst time of the year for Basketball fans. Our long wait through baseball is almost over, and we think we finally get some basketball. All the hype that was built through the draft, and off season trades (Lakers I kill you), has accumulated to this! ITS TIME FOR SOME BALL! - wrong

What we get is a watered down version of regular season basketball (which is a water downed version of basketball)

And to make matters worse, the tickets to these games are not much cheaper than the regular season. the NBA should learn from the MLB and make the tickets $30 max, not $3,000. Paying money to watch out-of-shape dumps like Sasha Pavlovic play, and see superstars sit on the sideline. 

And if you're foolish, which you must be if you're still interested in the NBA, then you think these games have meaning, which can be terrible news if you're a Portland FailBlazer, or Dallas Maverick fan, because they don't. These games are filled with nothing more than empty hopes and promises. 

A precursor to another boring season filled with LIES AND DECEIT!