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Sunday, February 27, 2011

Most Hated All-Star

YAO MING


5 games.

He has only played in 5 games. 5 games and he gets 928,928 votes, and the leading role as center in the west. but Yao couldn't play because he's injured...just like last year.. and the year before.
So thankfully the NBA gets a reserve to step in. Tim Duncan.

The West had 3 forwards start instead of a center.

Nothing against Yao, I really like the guy actually. He's a great center with tremendous skills. He shoots the freethrow as good as anyone in the league. Great footwork and awareness. But the guy can't play...but he gets voted in..

Shoes? Naw, voting for Yao


Fans vote for who they want to see. All of China votes Yao in the game...kind of a waste of votes right? Just like all those pathetic Laker fans voting and praying Lamar Odom finally makes it this year (he didn't make it this year, and he never will).  The NBA let fans vote, so they get what they pay for.

You wanna see Kobe and Lebron? Just vote them in!

Dumb.

The term All-Star should be abolished from the NBA. Cause its a popularity contest. Commentators and panelists constantly use the phrase, "He's an All-Star." - So what? They get crazy amount of shithead fans to vote them in.

Hey! We let you vote for what you want to see! - NBA Spokesman

Real games, with real consequences. So players will actually play. No one plays in the All-Star game. And if they do play, its for 3 minutes. No one wants to watch it. What we want is competition!

COMPETITION!!!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Thunder Struck

The Celtics and Thunder have made a trade!



Kendrick Perkins and Nate Robinson, to the Thunder for Kristic and Green.

The Thunder want to beat the Lakers.

One of the Thunders weak points is the 3 point shot. But they were beat in the playoffs last season by size. All the Lakers have is size. And the Thunder want to compete. And they couldn't have done any better, they got the center that hates the Lakers more then anyone else.

Clippers lose a beard, and gain more dunks

Baron Davis' dumpy ass is finally gone.

Top 50 Dumps


Clips trade away the beard and Next years first round pick to the Cavs for Mo Williams and Jamario Moon.

aww man what about Baron? Who's gana throw lobs to Blake Griffin?

ANYBODY!! I could throw a lob from the stands and BG would catch it and throw it down. BG jumps so high, anyone could throw an alley-oop to him.
And now, the Clips just got Jamario Moon who also jumps through the roof. The Clippers dunk the ball more in one night then the Lakers do an entire week.

Awww man, what about that first round pick? 

Have you watched college ball this year? (probably not)
Who could the Clippers get? Jimmer Fredette? Kyrie Irving? - They're great college players but do you really think they'd help out the Clippers in the NBA?

Now the Clips got BG, Deandre Jordan, and Moon, smashing every night! And how excited do you think Moon and Mo Williams are to move from CLEVELAND to LOS ANGELES? 

Good move by the Clippers... did I really just say that?

.. Holy shit..