Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Bynum Injured (kinda)
Fast forward til the 2:18 mark.
YOU SAW IT YOURSELF!! Fisher gets his arm yanked by Kwame. But! If you look at Bynum, he clearly grabs his elbow in pain.
Just looking at another player getting injured hurts Bynum.
I hope he recovers quickly.
My Laker friend brought it to my attention. "Bynum is such a god damn pussy, I can't wait till we sign Dwight Howard."
My initial reaction was that he was delusional, like most Laker fans. But then I realized.. he's on to something..
I hear it all the time from Laker faithful. Confidence they can sign whomever they want.
I can't wait til we get (Enter Super Stars Name). We'll be unstoppable.
Gibberish? Well not really. The Lakers pull off some of the leagues most infamous trades. Kareem? Kobe? Shaq? Brian Cook for Ariza? Kwame for Gasol? Plus they found a team to take Sasha off their hands.
I DON'T BLAME LAKER FANS
They have an exceptional front office pulling some crap. Even if Magic doesn't think they'll win the championship.
So when my friend says, "Can't wait til Dwight is in purple in gold."
I laugh, pause...then quiver in fear.
PS. LETS BUY SOME ANTIQUES!!!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Heat Extinguished
LeBRON must be in tears.
Cause of the Knicks loss? - Nope
Losing the MVP race? - Nope
Cause those 6 championships the Heat talked about have just been extinguished by Mike Bibby.
A Cancer like figure that has brought down every team that he's been on. An overrated player that could never get over the hump, and now he's taking his depleted salary talents to South Beach.
What is Bibby best known for?
Probably getting elbowed in the face by Kobe Bryant in the infamous Tim Donaghy Playoffs.
Bibby floundered with the Kings. Took a great rising team like the Hawks and made them old, slow, and battered. I hate to say it...but he's a poor mans Derek Fisher (that doesn't take chicken shit charges). Can you believe I had a friend buy a Bibby Royals jersey??!? Whats wrong with you Chuck??
If you're looking for a positive, its that Bibby has hit twice as many threes as anyone on the Heat. Maybe he'll be able to stretch the floor. And that's what the Heat need.
The Heat need (solid) parameter players to hit open shots when LeBRON and Wade draw triple teams. Eddie House obviously can't do it, and Mario Chalmers shows up once a week. I would like Mike Miller to get going, but it seems whenever he as momentum, he gets struck in the head.
Bibby.. stay away from my man.
Cause of the Knicks loss? - Nope
Losing the MVP race? - Nope
Cause those 6 championships the Heat talked about have just been extinguished by Mike Bibby.
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A Cancer like figure that has brought down every team that he's been on. An overrated player that could never get over the hump, and now he's taking his depleted salary talents to South Beach.
What is Bibby best known for?
Probably getting elbowed in the face by Kobe Bryant in the infamous Tim Donaghy Playoffs.
Bibby floundered with the Kings. Took a great rising team like the Hawks and made them old, slow, and battered. I hate to say it...but he's a poor mans Derek Fisher (that doesn't take chicken shit charges). Can you believe I had a friend buy a Bibby Royals jersey??!? Whats wrong with you Chuck??
Bibby finds himself in the "Rasheed Wallace" stage of his career and wants a ring.
If you're looking for a positive, its that Bibby has hit twice as many threes as anyone on the Heat. Maybe he'll be able to stretch the floor. And that's what the Heat need.
The Heat need (solid) parameter players to hit open shots when LeBRON and Wade draw triple teams. Eddie House obviously can't do it, and Mario Chalmers shows up once a week. I would like Mike Miller to get going, but it seems whenever he as momentum, he gets struck in the head.
Bibby.. stay away from my man.
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