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Sunday, March 20, 2011

Suspended Stupidity

Bynum gets suspended for two games for his flagrant 2 foul on Michael Beasley.



GOOD!

I'm sick of homer Laker fans saying the foul wasn't worth a suspension.

Bynum turned his yellow back to Beasley and checked him like a hockey player. And this isn't the first time Beasley has fallen on his hip - He suffered a similar injury against the Heat back in November.

I'm hatin' all over Bynum.

It wasn't a dirty foul... because Bynum doesn't know how to be dirty. He's not a dirty player, he's a dumb player.

Bynum looked like a kid whose Dad is the varsity basketball coach, and is forcing him to play. He doesn't want to be there, and he certainly showed it with that play. 

Instead of making a play on Beasley, he freezes, then decides to turn his back and jump into him. Its a classic example of Bynum not wanting to be in the game. It wasn't an emotional play, he didn't go for the ball, he flat out stunk it up.

Beasley retaliated and Bynum took off. The Lakers had unbreakable Lamar step up to Beasley as if he was going to do something. Then transformed* tough-guy Matt Barnes had to start jawing at Beasley. Barnes is the retard that Beasley drove by for the layup. Barnes should be apologizing to Baby-Bynum for putting him in a situation in which Bynum shit his pants.

* I wanna speak a little about Barnes tough-guy transformation. Check out Barnes at UCLA


Not bad.

He plays in the league for a little while, then gets traded to the Golden State Warriors, and the transformation takes place.






Sorry for the slightly homoerotic picture but I wanted all the tattoos to come into focus. Despite the tattoos Barnes was on one of my favorite teams of all time. The Warriors were so damn hood! Anyone on that 2007 team seemed to turn tough. Baron Davis, Barnes, Pietrus, even Biedrins looked a little ghetto. I guess you could blame it on Captain Stephen Jackson.





Prayer hands holding a 9 mm? Doesn't get much better.

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