American Nightmare

What's more baller than triple doubling your way to a championship?
Answer: Lebron wearing a shirt of Lebron as a vampire while celebrating your championship. Duh.

RECAPPPP


Miller Time
I guess championship clinching games heal bad groins, knees, back, and wrists. But also give you the uncanny ability to take the worst chargers of the season. The country was not ready for Mike Miller to revert back to old Mike Miller, and either was the Thunder (ooo burn).


Worst Championship Interviewer
Stuart Scott you are awful. 
"Where's LeBRON when you need him? Right here. Come here Dwayne Wade"
He had one real sour question per big 3.
"Hey Bosh, how does it feel to be the forgotten big 3" **Boos**
"D Wade, when did you realize you needed to defer to LeBRON?" **Boos**
Miami, good job Booing (Bonus points for booing the commissioner)

Durant MVP
I had more than a few bitter fans tell me they thought Durant was the leagues MVP. I'll admit that Durant is the runner up, but that gap between runner up and MVP is a big one. That triple double in the clinching game proved it... Speaking of Durant..

DLF Quote of The Night
kd is crying!! aahhaaahahaha

Thunder
Why didn't they win? Westbrook? Harden? Too young?
NO NO NO

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What a great (terrible) way to end this post.