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Monday, February 11, 2013

The New Warriors Jersey Make Me Look Fat

Lets face it. Wearing a basketball jersey in public is not for everyone.

It's for the guy who works out frequently, shaves his body hair, and wears backwards hats.
It's not for the 28 yr old graduate student who takes roughly one shower every two days.

Which is why Adidas has released a new jersey "for fans." (you can see it HERE)

God damn liars. The only reason why the NBA and Adidas is doing this is for $$$ of course. There are fans out there that feel obligated to buy every jersey released. But there are a lot of fans out there that shouldn't be wearing these jerseys either. I don't want to see the overweight, fair-weather, schmuck, sitting behind their teams bench wearing a tight jersey. These jerseys will make you look fat and ridiculous! At least normal NBA jerseys aren't skin tight, and leave a lot of room for improvement - if you know what I mean.

And what about NBA players? Is Spencer Hawes or Louis Scola going to look good in these jerseys? They're going to look downright ridiculous! It's times like these I wish coaches suited up in uniform (like baseball). I could really go for seeing Marc Jackson in something like this.

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