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Thursday, January 20, 2011

The KG-Be Mad! - and Charles DARKley?!

Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov has just climbed into my Top 3 Russian list. The Russian from Rocky, The Russian from the Direct TV ads (I loves the money), and The Russian who owns an NBA team.
If he dies...he dies...

Not only does the sickle and hammer own the Nets but he's already beginning to take charge of the NBA.
Claiming the Nets deal to get Carmelo is "Taking too long", and "Becoming too expensive." He doesn't like the way its been played out in the media.

The best part the guy doesn't own a computer. "Maybe he sent me an e-mail, but I don't have a computer... Maybe the carrier pigeon got lost."
A sense of humor to boot.

Billions of dollars and the guy can't be bothered by technology. I love it. He just pays some poor sap to check his emails and report to him.

And what about Carmelo's current contract?
Isn't he waiting to get his 65 MILLION DOLLAR EXTENSION?
65 Million Dollars?! Holy shit. Thats a ton of money for a guy who seems slightly out of shape and motivation.

That's the great thing about the Sickle and Hammer. He basically did what we WANT TO DO.
We are so sick of watching these trades bleed and run all over the news. Watching the money scale reach new heights, and drama unfold while teams are suffering. We want it to end, and so does S&H, and that's what he did, pulled his billion dollar plug out of the deal.

Now Melo has egg on his face and my top 3 Russian is paying someone to check his emails.

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Now on to what may be the greatest nickname ever since Chocolate Thunder from the Planet Lovetron

Dwight Howard in a press conference after the win against the Celtics on Christmas day, called Brandon Bass "Charles Darkley"
I realize I'm pretty late on this story but I thought some of you might enjoy it.

TUUURRble


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