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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Go Fish

"mmm do you have an athletic point guard that can defend well enough not to give up 35 points?"

"Go Fish"

And yes Go Fish is right.
I can't believe I'm actually saying this but I'm rooting for Derek Fisher.

Don't get me wrong. I know the guy lied to get out of Utah, flops at half court, and can't move his feet. Call it mere luck that the same time Fisher gets traded for being TOO OLD, I get my invitation to my ten year high school reunion. Am I going to go? No.

I can't go. I can't allow myself to be nitpicked by assholes I haven't seen in a decade. I won't do it.

"Yeah I'm just finishing law school and I'm engaged!! How are you loser?"
"I write a real sour blog about how much I dislike NBA basketball..."

Ya that would go over real well.

So you know what? Best of luck to you Derek Fisher. I hope you ride in Kevin Durant's backpack all the way to your sixth championship so you can rub it all over Kobe Bryant's face.

Getting old SUCKS


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