FanDUMB

Here's a line of hate streamed directly at your fucking face.

I'm sick to my god damn stomach about people complaining about 'exciting teams.'

You only like them because they're exciting

What the fuck? Why else would I like them? Because they're slowly winning championships by bank shots and garbage put backs? No, because if I did, I would be a front running piece of shit.

There are three types of fans. Those that became fans due to proximity, excitement, or winning.

(in a girl voice) I like #$@%$$%# because I live in their city.

So if you're born in the south its cool for you to enjoy segregation? If you grew up in New York its okay for you to be a dick your whole life? People from Boston have a free pass to be social assassins?

I like The @#$%$# because my parents exposed me to them...

So if your parents EXPOSED you to bulimia you'd still be throwing up?

Just because your parents are front running cock suckers doesn't mean you need to be

Which brings me to my next point..

Your parents (or whoever started to like this team) did so because the team was exciting. Rather it be exciting because of their winning streaks, rad passing, or dunks it was exciting enough for them to become fans. )

People don't go on YOUTUBE, to watch highlights of the Spurs play the Pistons in the finals. (those teams may have not ever faced each other in the finals, I don't know because I don't give a shit about either team, BECAUSE THEY'RE BORING)

Point is, excitement is what made you a fan of the sport at an early age. As a kid you become a fan of players because they intrigue to watch the game because they're exciting. No one wants to grow up dreaming of grabbing offensive boards. They grow up wanting to smash a putback over some frumpy fuck for a game winner.

Hey dick, I'm older now and I appreciate the finer points of the game. I'm a purest.

That's you lying to yourself.

You liked a team that was exciting. But what happened? That team traded away their talent, or their talent got addicted to drugs and women and now that excitement is gone. So what do you do? You support a team by praising their new strengths... fundamentals.. Which just really means your team is now boring but you don't abandon them, and you're looking for excuses for them to seem watchable.

For those of you that like Winners.. your front running sellout shit fucks.

btwbtw. Don't talk basketball to me if you don't know how to play the game yourself. Which means if you can't hit a jumper I don't want to her your playoff predictions. Eat shit fuckers.