One of my favorite times of the year is finally here.
No I'm not talking about the second round of the NBA playoffs... its NBA/Movie promo time!!!
Yes a league so broke and desperate for money that commissioner Stine decides to split NBA playoff commercials with summer blockbusters such as the Fantastic Four and Van Helsing.
This years lucky movie: The Avengers
Unlike the other movies mentioned earlier, I actually want to see this one. I hope the lack of good post season play doesn't poison my interest in Stark and friends...but let me get to the point.
NBA players as super heroes? Are you serious? Could there be a worse athlete to protect humanity??
What's Reuben Patterson's super hero power? To piss on a babysitter from a block away?
Can Derek Rose and his illegal SAT score out-smart a thief?
Do you really want Darius Miles to save your wife if she's being mugged? She'd feel safer with the muggers.
There's no game 7 in saving humanity. Which means one would need to work hard everyday..all day..
I would rather the fate of the world be in the hands of Joseph Stalin than Lamar Odom... at least we know what we're getting ourselves into..
No I'm not talking about the second round of the NBA playoffs... its NBA/Movie promo time!!!
Yes a league so broke and desperate for money that commissioner Stine decides to split NBA playoff commercials with summer blockbusters such as the Fantastic Four and Van Helsing.
This years lucky movie: The Avengers
Unlike the other movies mentioned earlier, I actually want to see this one. I hope the lack of good post season play doesn't poison my interest in Stark and friends...but let me get to the point.
NBA players as super heroes? Are you serious? Could there be a worse athlete to protect humanity??
What's Reuben Patterson's super hero power? To piss on a babysitter from a block away?
Can Derek Rose and his illegal SAT score out-smart a thief?
Do you really want Darius Miles to save your wife if she's being mugged? She'd feel safer with the muggers.
There's no game 7 in saving humanity. Which means one would need to work hard everyday..all day..
I would rather the fate of the world be in the hands of Joseph Stalin than Lamar Odom... at least we know what we're getting ourselves into..
Dude, Avengers is sick, see it
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