Allen Iverson has finally decided that after 4 years of not playing in the NBA (Not being good for about 6-7), he's hanging them up. We've all seen his painful appearances post NBA in which he expresses interest in playing again, and thank God there isn't a team desperate enough to pick him up; which is very surprising.
I know that the NBA is a guard driven league, but there's not one shitty team who would have taken a chance on AI? The Answer?! He crossed up Jordan! - zzzZzzzzz
I'm surprised a team with terrible guard play never picked him up, Lakers, Rockets, Magic, Indiana. No one, which proves how bad Allen Iverson really is. And that teams have decided they don't want a pure scoring point guard. Teams see the most success when guards distribute the ball (Kidd, Nash, Fii..shhe..rr?) anyway you know what I'm talking about.
But really he's just a bum who has spent all of his god damn money and would be a cancer in any locker room. The guy doesn't even like to practice. I wonder if he knows how to say practice in Mandarin?
Allen Iverson hasn't just given up on his dreams to play in the league again, he's given up all hope. What's he going to do next?!
He can't do broadcasting, no one wants to hear him talk about himself, or just be depressed on air. Although it would be interesting to see if he had a pair of shorts on underneath his suit, in case he felt he was needed on the court. Heroically tear off his suit and jump in the game! Which brings me to my next point.. he can't broadcast because he won't wear a suit! I don't think he's ever worn (or learned how to tie) a tie. AI was the catalyst for Stern to demand a dress code for players walking to the court, and sitting if injured. One can not broadcast in football jersey and chains AI...
Look for Allen Iverson at your local shoe dealer signing basketballs and shoes inspired by players much better than him.
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