Apparently Lamar Odom has gone missing. Multiple sources have informed me that Odom has been struggling with terrible production in the NBA the last few seasons, which could have led to his disappearance. Since I'm sure the Kardashians are freaking out, I would like to lend my hand to share a list of potential places Lamar could, and could not be.
Could be:
Hometown Buffet
Asleep in his car
Boston Market
Lost (like on the court)
Movie hopping in a theater
Mexico por el Vero Mango
A drive-thru
Candy Factory
Catching up on Breaking Bad
Getting a tattoo
Could not be:
Rebounding
La Fitness
Whole Foods
Lost in a good book
Dallas
Ralph Lauren
Conditioning
Being a good father
Happy
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