Yes. Nothing spits in the face of America quite like missing the Superbowl. Especially if you're going to do so by watching the Raptors play [basketball?].
Why would Stern schedule a game during the biggest sporting event of the year? I'm convinced that Stern is either taking a shit on the Raptors (because no one will watch), or maybe he knows no one watches Raptor games anyway, including referees. Because if referees did watch the games then they wouldn't have so many blown calls, or maybe the blow calls because they don't care. ITS A SHIT TON OF "DONT CARES~!~!~~!1"
The fact is, more people would rather watch Superbowl commercials, or the Beyonce half-time show (hot damn) than a Raptors - Heat basketball game.
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Lakers 3-PEAT!!
I would like to be the first to congratulate the Lakers on their 3-peat. Nothing quite says resurgence like victories over the Thunder, Jazz, and PeliCANTs.
This season has been pretty rotten for the purple and gold, but it seems they're turning it around.. which of course means all the DLF's out there are beginning to let the public now how they feel about it.
Here are a few of my favorite DLF comments during the 3-peat
DLF: Heat lose, Clippers lose, Lakers win, how can this get any better?
DLF: I know Stuart Scott has cancer and all but...he tries too hard to be black.
DLF: Two words for you Nick, LAKERS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
It looks like Dwight's vagina has finally healed and he's beginning to play a little better. The Laker's whipping boy Pau Gasol has been reduced to the bench (which helps their pathetic production). And it only took the Lakers to be 6 games below .500 and out of the playoff picture for Kobe to finally start passing the basketball.
But can we be a little honest with ourselves for a moment?
Kobe has 2 games where he has more than 5 assists, and people begin to call him "Kobe Johnson." Earl Clark doesn't completely fucking suck, like everyone thought he would, and people call him "Earlsanity."
Can we ease up on the gas a little LA? No? Didn't think so, that's what makes you delusional, and that's what makes you awesome.
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