Go Fish

"mmm do you have an athletic point guard that can defend well enough not to give up 35 points?"

"Go Fish"

And yes Go Fish is right.
I can't believe I'm actually saying this but I'm rooting for Derek Fisher.

Don't get me wrong. I know the guy lied to get out of Utah, flops at half court, and can't move his feet. Call it mere luck that the same time Fisher gets traded for being TOO OLD, I get my invitation to my ten year high school reunion. Am I going to go? No.

I can't go. I can't allow myself to be nitpicked by assholes I haven't seen in a decade. I won't do it.

"Yeah I'm just finishing law school and I'm engaged!! How are you loser?"
"I write a real sour blog about how much I dislike NBA basketball..."

Ya that would go over real well.

So you know what? Best of luck to you Derek Fisher. I hope you ride in Kevin Durant's backpack all the way to your sixth championship so you can rub it all over Kobe Bryant's face.

Getting old SUCKS

Video of the Weak

This isn't as weak as it is AWESOME.



This owner gets it from the fans. GETS IT.
This is so painful to watch its wonderful.

This should happen EVERYNIGHT for Suns, Magic, Nets, Bobcats, Toronto, New Orleans.

Clipper games should begin with the crowd throwing rotten eggs on the court.
Oklahoma games should start with stolen pieces of fish from Seattle being hurled at players.

Its about time fans take their displeasure out on the owners; who are just as guilty, if not more guilty, for a teams lack of success.

If you really wanna piss off these money hungry fucks I suggest stop going to games. And definitely don't spend 10 dollars on a beer or corn dog while you're at the game.

But if you decide you need to go to a game to watch one of your all time favorite players get their jersey retired. Make sure you BOO the hell out of the owner while they're trying to make a honorable speech. But watch out for other hall of famers with suede jackets and granny-style freethrows..