Video of the Weak

I'm a little late on this. Only by 7 years or so. Which is longer than Sasha's NBA career (thank God).
But hey ya'll, peep this.

Lamar Odom is Missing

Apparently Lamar Odom has gone missing. Multiple sources have informed me that Odom has been struggling with terrible production in the NBA the last few seasons, which could have led to his disappearance. Since I'm sure the Kardashians are freaking out, I would like to lend my hand to share a list of potential places Lamar could, and could not be.

Could be:

Hometown Buffet

Asleep in his car

Boston Market

Lost (like on the court)

Movie hopping in a theater

Mexico por el Vero Mango

A drive-thru

Candy Factory

Catching up on Breaking Bad

Getting a tattoo

Could not be:

Rebounding

La Fitness

Whole Foods

Lost in a good book

Dallas

Ralph Lauren

Conditioning

Being a good father

Happy